Nathan: Is she going to die?


Mikey: Oh my god, your bleeding
Mikey: Oh my god, you're bleeding.


Vanessa: Will you poop on me?
Jason: What.
Jason: What?
Vanessa: I want you to be my first.
Jason: To poop on you.
Jason: To poop on you?


Amy: Beezel pissed all over me!


Mikey: Holy shit, you're covered in blood!


Nathan: 911, my friend's bleeding out of her vagina!


Coach Jackson: You're black, they're white! This ain't hockey!


Ellen Malloy: How's your HPV?
Neil: It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.


Mikey: She's having her period!
Amanda: What do I do?!
Amanda: What do I do?
Mikey: We're just gonna have to plug it up. I got frozen peas and a sponge!


Vanessa: I want you to be my first.


Boss: Any red flags?