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Mr. & Mrs. Smith Quotes

  • John Smith: I was married before this.
    Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
    John Smith: You're not going to kill her.


  • John Smith: Your aim is almost as bad you're cooking, sweetheart.


  • Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.


  • John Smith: Come on, honey. Come to daddy.
    Jane Smith: Who's your daddy now?


  • Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.


  • John Smith: Chicken Shit!
    Jane Smith: Pussy!


  • Jane Smith: Who's your Daddy now?


  • John Smith: Come to Daddy!


  • John Smith: "Chicken shit!"
    John Smith: Chicken shit!
    Jane Smith: "Pussy!"
    Jane Smith: Pussy!


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