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  • Henry Weston the Mutant: You know, some people... send flowers, or cards, or... give people hugs. I... make sure their paper work's all in order. I thought I'd try something different.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: There are a million things one might do with a block of wood. But what do you think might happen if someone, just once, believed in it?
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: Turn the page, continue reading, and let the next story begin...
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: A stroke, you unbrookable ninny. The only stroke I have ever had is one of genius.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Molly Mahoney the Composer: Are you dying?
    Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: Light bulbs die, my sweet. I will depart.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Molly Mahoney the Composer: Thirty-seven seconds. Great, well done. Now we wait.
    Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: No, we breathe, we pulse, we regenerate. our hearts beat, our minds create, our souls ingest. Thirty-seven seconds well used is a lifetime.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written 'He dies.' That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is 'He dies.' It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words 'He dies.' but because of the life we saw prior to the words. I've lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I'm only asking that you turn the page, continue reading... and let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest 'He died.'
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.
    ‐ Submitted by Hien V (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Edward Magorium Avid Shoe Wearer: Stupid zebra.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (5 years ago)

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