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The Mummy Returns Quotes

  • Curator: Where is it? Where is the bracelet?
    Lock-Nah: I think I know.

  • Rick O'Connell: Are you alright?
    Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.

  • Izzy: O'Connell, You almost got me killed!
    Rick O'Connell: At least you didn't get shot.

  • Alex: [While Jonathan is fighting Meela] Efday shokran... efday shokran... Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!
    Jonathan: What does it look like?
    Alex: It's a bird - a stork!
    Jonathan: [ecstatic] I know that one! I know that one!
    Alex: Then what is it?!
    Jonathan: [struggling with Meela] Ah... Ah...! [throws her off] Amenophus!

  • Rick O'Connell: Okay, Alex I've got a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.
    Jonathan: I can do that!
    Alex: Protect the car? Come on, dad. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid.
    Rick O'Connell: I know
    Rick O'Connell: I know.
    Alex: Dad!
    Jonathan: If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me.
    Rick O'Connell: Maybe you should stay here and watch him.
    Jonathan: Yes, now you're talking!

  • Alex: Whoa, mom! When did you learn to do that?!
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: I have no idea! *That* I learned from your father!

  • Evelyn/Nefertiri: I think the bracelet is some sort of guide to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere.
    Rick O'Connell: Evy, I know what you're thinking and the answer is no. We just got home.
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: That's the beauty of it, we're already packed.
    Rick O'Connell: Why don't you just give me one good reason.
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: It's just an oasis. Darling. A beautiful, exciting, romantic oasis
    Rick O'Connell: The kind with the white, sandy beach and the palm trees and the cool, clear, blue water and - we could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas.
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: Sounds good?
    Rick O'Connell: Sounds too good. What's the catch?
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: Supposedly it's the final resting place of Anubis's army.
    Rick O'Connell: Ah, ya. see. I knew there's a catch. There's always a catch!

  • Alex: Mom, dad, I can explain *everything*
    Alex: Mom, dad, I can explain *everything*.

  • Evelyn/Nefertiri: It's just a chest, no harm ever came from opening a chest
    Evelyn/Nefertiri: It's just a chest, no harm ever came from opening a chest.
    Rick O'Connell: Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?

  • Rick O'Connell: Go to hell & take your friends with you!

  • Rick O'Connell: [witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.

  • Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
    Meela/Anck-Su-Namun: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed while you are sleeping.

  • Ardeth Bay: Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground?

  • Lock-Nah: When the time comes I shall truly enjoy killing you.

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