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Murdercycle Reviews

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September 2, 2012
One of those times where the title and it's poster are far better than the actual movie.

And what's up with the Murdercycle sounding alot like the monsters from original Doom game?
July 13, 2011
With a name like Murdercycle I was expecting something much different than what I got with this film.
Yes there is a motorcycle with lazers that's going around killing people but, that's not all. We have aliens, the CIA, psychics, soldiers, secret bases, explosions, and even a double cross or two. Hmmmmm ok maybe this is exactly what I should have been expecting from Full Moon. My biggest problem was I expected more murder from the murder cycle and it just didn't deliver. I think it did more slow motion than it did attacking and that just didn't seem right.
I will admit to not being able to predict the whole story but there was enough camp and predictability to make it fit more into the norm for Full Moon rather than the gems.
Ah low budget movie making... what will you deliver next?
January 4, 2011
LOVED it, best movie EVER hands down, one can only begin to wonder how a movie such as Titanic grosses more than a film of such great quality.... conspiracy? I think so.
½ July 31, 2010
During this past Independence Day weekend Full Moon Entertainment had a nice little sale going, and I decided to skim through their titles and see if there was anything that caught my eye. Naturally with a title like Murdercycle I couldn't help but be intrigued with this film. Not to mention the cool artwork, that featured a cybernetic looking motorcyclist riding in front of a futuristic looking backdrop. From this artwork and title I figured the film to take place in some sort of post-apocalyptic world. I suppose the "don't judge a book by its cover" idea can be used for movies and their DVD artwork as well.

Murdercycle doesn't take place in the future. Nor does it take place in the early days of a post-apocalyptic world. No, the film takes place in what appears to be an abandoned cowboy theme park. The film attempts to convince us that this is the site of a top-secret military base, but to no avail. It was hard to believe that the secret underground facility that is beneath this location was impossible to get into, since one entry way into it is just a wooden structure (that I don't even think was locked). I know this is a limited budget film, but it is one that tried too hard rather than letting its limitations work in its favor.

The actual Murdercycle is pretty lame. On the cover it kind of looks cool, but the more you look at it the more you realize it's just a dirt bike with some garbage attached to it. And it isn't a very menacing creation either. At one point it shoots a man with a laser gun, which barely weakens him, but that same laser gun hits the side of a van and the thing goes up like the Forth of July. And why the hell would the Murdercycle rider make dinosaur-like roars at times?

The acting in the film is just atrocious, and none of the characters are remotely believable. The story they are put in is never interesting either, making the film's short run feel like a lifetime. Top it off with some poor direction and a cheesy score, and you have one heck of an awful time. Every so often a film from Full Moon will alter my opinion of what I consider to be the worst effort they've done. Murdercycle may very well be on its way to the top of the list of Full Moon's worst.
½ May 31, 2010
I bought this movie for $3 and I want to know who to talk to, so I can get my money back. Then again this is a Full Moon movie so I guess I kinda shot myself in the foot with this one. Bad set(s), Bad acting, bad everthing, except maybe the lighting but you can't typically mess up daylight as a light source...yeah you can, I lied. To be honest I just bought it for the incredibly awesome and deceiving cover art (deceiving becuase this movie niether looks cool nor does it take place in a post-apoctolyptic future city) . I guess the old addage "don't judge a book by it's cover" has never been more true.
May 29, 2010
I've come to expect the worst from movies with really good titles. Usually it means they're compensating for how bad the content is. Sometimes the movie itself is so bad that the only way it can draw you in is with an outlandish yet exciting title like Surf Nazis Must Die. I'm happy to report that Murdercycle is a very appropriate title that doesn't disappoint.

Honestly I don't know where to begin. I guess I'll just give you a run down of the simple yet effective plot. A meteor falls from the sky over a secret military installation. A nearby dirt bike dude rides over to the fallen meteorite which attacks him and turns him into the Murdercycle! It's one of the best 4 minute introductions I've ever seen. From there the Murdercycle, well, murders people. It starts with the CIA operative who WAS protecting the secret base but it soon attacks more people when a team of rejects is sent in to investigate. Cut off from the outside world they must neutralize the Murdercycle on their own. The only problem is that none of their weapons work, it's like trying to kill Robocop with an airsoft gun. The Murdercycle however has freak'n lasers and mini energy bombs he can shoot. So you tell me who wins. THE MURDERCYCLE! Add a telepath, a greenhorn marine, a washed up Marine Sergent, and a CIA operative called Wood into the mix and you've got yourself a B movie to remember.

For some reason the Murdercycle helmet produces a pixelated red filter effect which is like every other creature movie you've ever seen. Normally this sort of contrivance is annoying but for some reason it's funny in Murdercycle. Mainly because if that was actually what you were seeing you would pretty much have no chance to ride the bike much less kill anyone.

The telepath steals the show in my opinion. Every time the Sergent needs to know something he just looks over at her and she tries to mind rape the info out of the person's head. Speaking of mind rape there actually is a scene where someone fights back and tries to rape her in her mind! It's our tax dollars in action.

I don't know why but in the little observation shack that sits on top of the secret military base there is, what I like to refer to as, an "Oh Shit! Calamity Box." You know, the thing that has everything you need just when you need it. Man it's a good thing that box was there or else you'd be screwed! It's so deliberately placed that you can't help but laugh.

OH I definitely have to tell you about this. So there is this scene where one of the Marines is on a second floor balcony with his automatic rifle pointed at the street waiting for the Murdercycle to show up. The Sergent dude asks him to fire so what does he do? HE ASKS THE TELEPATH CHICK TO REACH INTO HIS PACK AND PULL OUT SOME AMMO! WTF dude? You're telling me that you're just sitting in position with an empty clip and it never occurred to you to reload? That's bad enough but you ask a civilian to reach into your pack and get the ammo for you? Why not have it easily accessible? THIS IS COMBAT! What a tard.

The end of this movie goes a bit overboard both in terms of the progression of the story and the not so special effects. So in the last 2 minutes of the movie the Murdercycle starts talking? Where was that this whole time? Also, when you're watching these people run around in the underground base you can't help but question how the government was able to build it directly under wetlands, a pond, and other low lying areas! By the end of the movie I had come up with about 25 ways the Murdercycle could've accomplished his mission without dying but I guess being a possessed alien dirt bike killing machine dumbs down the reasoning abilities of your brain. What was the easiest way? Use a crowbar on the door to the underground base, break the glass that the orb thingy sits it, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from Murdercycle.

Marine - "2nd psych?"
Telepath - "Telepathic and psionic research." (her description for what 2nd psych is)
Marine - "Yeeesh, mind reader."

Sergent - "Three words. C I A" (uh those are letters sir)

The Dr.'s description of the Murdercylce's thoughts.
Telepath - "This is wild. It's ... I can't make sense of it. It's like I'm hearing a foreign language but backwards. But there's some English in it. Like ... two voices in one head."
Sergent - "Mouth shut eyes open. Frazetta, North East corner. Buscema, South West edge. Tell me what you hear."
Telepath - "I'm not sure. It's like a chattering static."
Sergent - "Can you give us a direction?"
Telepath - "No ... KIRBY!" (the Murdercycle attacks)

Later on she goes into more detail when describing the experience to Wood.
Telepath - "I heard something I've never heard before."
Wood - "Why don't you just tell us what you heard?"
Telepath - "Something loud. Like two voices ... running together. One human ... one ... I dunno."
Buscema - "Shit. Biker from hell."

Ditko - "You know. This area used to be a good place to live before those E.T. mothers came in and burned every living soul. They really messed up this place somethin' fierce. I got this (shows a scar) trying to save my grand daddy but I wasn't able to. At first I thought it was some military operation you know trying to protect their little secret base. But now I know. It was a full on close encounter of the totally ... lethal kind."
Wood - "Kirby we got work to do are you going to listen to this head case?
Sergent - "Quiet a second. Secret base? You mean agent Coletta's shack?"
Ditko - "No sir I ... Agent Coletta? CIA, now it all makes sense I shoulda known."
Sergent - "What secret base?"
Ditko - "My dad and me we saw them in the middle of the night. 23 trucks full of cement. The fences were already up by then I just figured it was some top secret eeebbbyyy geebbbyyy operation."
Wood - "Alright that's it, Kirby place this man under arrest."
Sergent - "Mr. Wood, if anybody's gonna be placed under arrest it's you."
Ditko - Yah you spook! Mr. Secret Agent Man! With your FREAK'N CIA ISSUE SHOES!"

They find a meteor.
Sergent - "A meteor?"
Ditko - "Hell no man. This is ground zero for the invasion. Who do you think is rid'n that chopper? It ain't Peter freak'n Fonda this is Mr. Saturn come to kick us in our ass! Don't you know anything?"

What did I learn from watching Murdercycle?

1. Murdercycles growl.
2. If you have a huge secret to protect don't leave it up to one guy, a broken down shack, a surveillance system, and a delivery truck.
3. Space meteors can turn you and your dirt bike into seriously effective killing machines.
4. In the distant future of 1997 there were telepaths.
5. The helmet of the Murdercycle provides some of the worst vision imaginable.
6. The Murdercycle can disappear at will.
7. When you're in combat press the X button and LOAD YOUR WEAPON!
8. Don't put a cheap cellar door on the most important secret base on existence.
9. Space meteors hold the key to unlimited knowledge about the universe.
10. If you're telepathic, be careful who you's mind you read. You're liable to get mind raped.
11. Don't use spoked wagon wheels for cover.

Should you watch this movie? Definitely!
March 6, 2010
A psychic spy (Ellis) and a Marine squad battle an alien invader shaped like a motorcycle and rider in an isolated CIA secret base. Meanwhile, a CIA agent (Vachetti) is trying to conceal the real reason for the alien attack.

"Murdercycle" is the sort of movie that a 12-year-old boy would get a kick out of--lots of gun play, a little bit of blood, a little bit of strong language, and an alien motorcycle that can turn invisible and that blows the crap out of everything it comes across with laser beams and missiles.

But, for anyone who is a little older, the film is too aimless and too empty of content to be worth your while. And for anyone who is a LOT older, and who happens to have been a fan of Marvel Comics during the 1960s and 1970s, the film is downright annoying because of the way the characters are named.

Every character in the film is named after a top comic book creator, with the two lead characters being named Kirby and Lee after the creators of the Fantastic Four. The oh-so-clever writers make sure that we don't miss this fact by making repeated references to the Fantstic Four comic book series. And then they proceed to use the names at every possible opportunity just to make sure we all get the gag. It's a gag that becomes very, very labored well before this 90-minute picture is over.

Unless you have some young kid you want to watch a sci-fi/action film with, or you're running a Full Moon-oriented blog like me, this is a picture you can skip.
November 19, 2009
I don't know for certain whether Murdercycle played on the Sci-Fi channel, but it definitely looks as though it out to. Done on an extremely low budget, the movie's special effects are limited mainly to slow-motion shots of a biker dressed in a futuristic suit, shooting lasers at innocents and then disappearing into nothingness via the magic of, um, cutting.

In the beginning, a motorcyclist gets lost and finds himself near a government testing site or something. The purpose of the land is never really explained, but it does have a nice pond and a deserted town. So there's that. Our motorcyclist gets hit by a meteor - he and his motorcycle are transformed into an evil hell-being whose goal is to drive around and murder everybody who is around.

So we are introduced to an elite government team, hand-picked to go in and fight this demon. Of course, it's all a big cover-up, so the operation is not officially happening. The leader of the team is a nearly finished army regular, he's got a couple of soldiers backing him up, and then they've included a doctor and a woman who is telekinetic. "A more accurate term would be psychometry," as she helpfully explains. Alright, let's go kill us some bad guys.

Unfortunately, the biker seems impossible to kill. No amount of bullets will harm him, and our group is merely standing in the way of danger. Still, that's not enough to prevent them from rooting him out and shooting at him again and again with their puny man-made bullets. Dr. Telekinesis keeps seeing things and hearing things and maybe there's a love story brewing. Maybe not. One of the soldiers turns out to be a CIA operative, and there's a big hullabaloo about how he should be guarded in case he tries to hurt anybody.

And then finally, the reason I rented this movie in the first place, Christian film actor David A.R. White arrives. Hoorah! Of course, this is not a Christian film - as evidenced by the murder and continuous use of the word "shit" throughout the movie. White plays a scientist who was working in the test area, doing.. um.. well, something. He actually does a pretty good job stepping out of the plain and pleasant demeanor that he's cultivated in his later work. Here, as a exuberant and geeky scientist, White fits the bill perfectly.

But anyway. The group continues walking around, looking for the biker and narrowly avoiding their own deaths by him. The plot tries to twist, but the attempt is half-hearted and forgettable. The climax, in which they figure out how to destroy the biker (who cares about the human being underneath?), is a horribly lazy conclusion in an already boring project.

Murdercycle is far from a good movie, but aside from a few silly lines and the yawn-worthy visual effects, it doesn't really cross over much into the hilarious as often as I would have liked. The movie is on a much smaller scale than its title and synopsis would have you believe - not much happens beyond people walking around and yelling at each other. Really, it's not good... but it's not anything special.
August 4, 2009
What a stupid movie, badly acting, a really dumb plot of a meteor crashing to earth and transforming a motorcyclist into and alien killing machine. Yes, that is the plot! The score is unusually bad. A sad excuse for a movie.
Super Reviewer
July 21, 2008
One of those times where the title and it's poster are far better than the actual movie.

And what's up with the Murdercycle sounding alot like the monsters from original Doom game?
½ March 4, 2008
Holy shit so bad it's good.
December 31, 2007
hahahahahahaha! MUST FIND THIS!
½ September 2, 2007
The heartwarming tale of a suicidal Marine First Sergeant, two young Marine misfits, and a psychic secret agent, and their classic struggle with a half dirt bike half alien enforcer. A must see for the whole family, although I amy have the only DVD copy in existence.
June 25, 2007
You've heard the rumors, and they are true. What would happen if an alien life form posessed a motorcycle, and a team consisting of soldiers and psychics had to stop it? This movie. Some would argue this movie has more slow motion shots than Battlefield Earth, but Battlefield Earth is considerably longer, so I'm guessing that it ultimately wins that contest.
June 14, 2007
This movie kicks Ass, its probably the best movie I have ever seen. The girl with the creepy eye brows really makes my day!
June 14, 2007
This movie is amazing. Everyone in the world should see this one. The cinematography is great including the multiple slow motion effects. Pure brilliance.
June 10, 2007
The title is awesome, I'll give it that. That at least brought me a chuckle. But the film itself made me cry. The most boring killer in the history of film. The entire film the guy on the cycle just rides back and forth for 90 minutes, killing a total of two people I think in bland unoriginal ways. As interesting as watching paint dry.
½ February 25, 2007
What a stupid movie, badly acting, a really dumb plot of a meteor crashing to earth and transforming a motorcyclist into and alien killing machine. Yes, that is the plot! The score is unusually bad. A sad excuse for a movie.
December 20, 2006
I want 2 see dis coz it could be funny or it could be boring so Im gonna put dis 5 star because we have 2 try everything in life so lol
½ September 13, 2006
One of those Sci-Fi Channel original movies that makes you wonder why some people think they can make films...
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