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Muriel's Wedding Quotes

  • Betty Heslop: you're terrible Muriel.
    Betty Heslop: You're terrible Muriel.

  • Bill Heslop: You reap what you sow. You'd think I would have learned that growing up on a farm.

  • David VanArkle: What kind of person marries someone they don't know?
    Muriel: You did.
    David VanArkle: I wanted to win. All my life, I wanted to win.
    Muriel: I do, too.

  • Muriel: Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?

  • Muriel: I want to get married! I've always wanted to get married. If I get married it means I've changed, I'm a new person.
    Rhonda: How?
    Muriel: Because who'd want to marry me?

  • Muriel: Sometimes I think I'm nothing--useless.

  • Muriel: I'm going to be a success. I'm going to get married and I'm going to be a success.

  • Bill Heslop: Deidre Chambers! What a coincidence!

  • Joanie Heslop: You're terrible Muriel
    Joanie Heslop: You're terrible Muriel.

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