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Mutant Chronicles Reviews

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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
March 24, 2014
Definitely isn't setting any precedence, but it's serviceable and fun.
William Goss
Cinematical
December 17, 2009
It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.
Paul Chambers
CNNRadio
August 5, 2009
This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Steve Biodrowski
Cinefantastique
April 29, 2009
The computer-generated imagery falls short when it comes to supplying the gore for the fight scenes: the bright splashes of red look almost literally Photoshopped onto the settings.
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Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
April 29, 2009
It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media
April 27, 2009
Stylized, slapdash sci-fi bloodbath is gory and grim.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Steve Ramos
Boxoffice Magazine
April 27, 2009
Shoestring special effects and flimsy storytelling make Mutant Chronicles a B-movie fantasy in search of an old Times Square moviehouse.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Todd Gilchrist
Sci Fi Wire
April 24, 2009
...makes one long for the comparatively straightforward incompetence of filmmakers like Uwe Boll.
Eugene Novikov
AMCtv.com
April 24, 2009
The reason most movies don't include aliens, zombies, weird mysticism and a lot of swordfighting is that each of those elements... takes time to explore and nurture into something compelling.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever
April 23, 2009
Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com
April 22, 2009
You won't understand what's going on and, even worse, you won't care.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
April 22, 2009
I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.
AskMen.com Staff
AskMen.com
April 22, 2009
Every guy has watched an action film and wondered when we'd get to the good stuff, but from minute one we're given "the good stuff," but it's just not executed well enough, and the film is too kitschy to really be enjoyed.
Full Review | Original Score: 24/100
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com
April 16, 2009
The feature is better executed in a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style that encourages silence and brutality. Once the material is asked to explain itself, the entertainment value of the film curdles immediately.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Scott Weinberg
FEARnet
April 14, 2009
Oh, lighten up! It's a pulpy combo of Starship Troopers, The Dirty Dozen and Sky Captain. Perfect for a rainy Saturday afternoon.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
Keith Breese
Filmcritic.com
April 9, 2009
not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
James O'Ehley
Sci-Fi Movie Page
November 5, 2008
Mutant Chronicles is The Dirty Dozen - but with murderous mutants!
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
October 26, 2008
...suffers from a pervadingly low-rent sensibility that proves impossible to overlook.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon
October 18, 2008
Mutant Chronicles has an intriguing premise, good performances and some decent effects, but it's let down by some terrible pacing and an extremely dull script.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Derek Malcolm
London Evening Standard
October 10, 2008
There is some excitement to be had. However, it looks like a computer game unwisely made into a movie without the money to do it justice.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
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