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Mutant Chronicles Reviews

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William Goss
December 17, 2009
It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.
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Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
April 22, 2009
I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.
Paul Chambers
August 5, 2009
This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media
April 27, 2009
Stylized, slapdash sci-fi bloodbath is gory and grim.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Todd Gilchrist
Sci Fi Wire
April 24, 2009
...makes one long for the comparatively straightforward incompetence of filmmakers like Uwe Boll.
Brian Orndorf
April 16, 2009
The feature is better executed in a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style that encourages silence and brutality. Once the material is asked to explain itself, the entertainment value of the film curdles immediately.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Geoff Berkshire
April 22, 2009
You won't understand what's going on and, even worse, you won't care.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Nigel Andrews
Financial Times
October 10, 2008
When the ridiculous and the sublime come within kissing distance like this, you know that, script or no script, Hollywood has found a way to have a wonderful time.
Joseph Proimakis
Movies for the Masses
September 16, 2008
oloklirotiki adynamia ton synteleston eite na kratisoyn to pantrema sto paradosiaka apodekto, eite na to perasoyn sto prohorimeno aisthitika, os stilistika proothimeno, geionontas se akribos sto kentro enos paradoksoy yparksiakoy uncanny valley
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever
April 23, 2009
Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
October 9, 2008
A cheesy attempt to throw everything at the screen, this futuristic thriller would no doubt work much better as a videogame
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
April 29, 2009
It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Steve Ramos
Boxoffice Magazine
April 27, 2009
Shoestring special effects and flimsy storytelling make Mutant Chronicles a B-movie fantasy in search of an old Times Square moviehouse.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 Staff
April 22, 2009
Every guy has watched an action film and wondered when we'd get to the good stuff, but from minute one we're given "the good stuff," but it's just not executed well enough, and the film is too kitschy to really be enjoyed.
Full Review | Original Score: 24/100
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
October 26, 2008
...suffers from a pervadingly low-rent sensibility that proves impossible to overlook.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Keith Breese
April 9, 2009
not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Wendy Ide
Times (UK)
October 10, 2008
But a screenplay that sounds like it was hewn from chunks of wood is a great leveller, so everyone comes out looking equally inept.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph (UK)
October 10, 2008
The production notes describe this as an epic sci-fi action thriller like no other, which is on every level a blessing - it's like being dropped into a tar pit of underlit tedium.
Tim Evans
Sky Movies
October 10, 2008
Are excitable eight-year-olds - this movie's intellectual target audience - really going to wait another ten years before they can watch it legally?
| Original Score: 2/5
Jennie Kermode
Eye for Film
October 20, 2008
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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