My Fair Lady Quotes

  • Eliza Doolittle: (singing) The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
    Eliza Doolittle: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!


  • Prof. Henry Higgins: [singing] Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


  • Eliza Doolittle: Come on Dover, move your blumin' arse!


  • Eliza Doolittle: I washed my hands and face before I come I did.
    Prof. Henry Higgins: [elated] ...Eliza? ... Where the devil are my slippers?


  • Prof. Henry Higgins: But I'm used to hear say, "Good morning" everyday. Her joys, her woes, her highs, her lows. A second nature to me now. Like breathing out and breathing in. I'm very grateful she's a woman! And so easy to forget. Rather like a habit one can always break! And yet, I've grown accustomed to the trace of something in the air. Accustomed to her... face.
    Prof. Henry Higgins: But I'm used to hear say, 'Good morning' everyday. Her joys, her woes, her highs, her lows. A second nature to me now. Like breathing out and breathing in. I'm very grateful she's a woman! And so easy to forget. Rather like a habit one can always break! And yet, I've grown accustomed to the trace of something in the air. Accustomed to her... face.


  • Eliza Doolittle: Well, you have my voice on your gramophone. When you feel lonely without me you can turn it on. It has no feelings to hurt.
    Prof. Henry Higgins: ...I can't turn your soul on.


  • Prof. Henry Higgins: Damn Mrs. Pearce! Damn the coffee! And damn you!


  • Mrs. Pearce: Oh I do hope you find her, Mr Pickering. Mr. Higgins will miss her.
    Col. Pickering: Mr. Higgins will miss her, eh? Blast Mr. Higgins! I'll miss her!


  • Eliza Doolittle: I'm a good girl, I am!!!
    Eliza Doolittle: I'm a good girl, I am!


  • Eliza Doolittle: Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!


  • Mrs. Pearce: But where shall I put her?
    Prof. Henry Higgins: Well.. Put her in the dustbin.


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