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My Cousin Vinny Quotes

  • Stan Rothenstein: No, you're being booked for shoplifting. I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting.
    Bill Gambini: No Stan, I'm being booked for murder, you're being booked for accessory to murder.


  • Vincent La Guardia Gambini: How many times have you said spontaneous is romantic?
    Mona Lisa Vito: A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic
    Mona Lisa Vito: A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.


  • Vincent La Guardia Gambini: Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call
    Vincent La Guardia Gambini: Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call.


  • Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?


  • Vincent La Guardia Gambini: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?


  • Mona Lisa Vito: My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married!


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