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My Favorite Year Quotes

  • Alan Swann: I didn't marry any of them. They married me.


  • Alan Swann: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.


  • Sy Benson: It's not acting. It's kissing and jumping and drinking and humping.


  • Belle Carroca: Welcome to our humble chapeau.
    Benjy Stone: 5 years at the Sorbonne and she still gets it wrong.
    Benjy Stone: Two years at the Sorbonne and she still can't get it right.


  • Benjy Stone: [about to throw up] Mr. Swann, I think I am going to be unwell.
    Alan Swann: Stone, women are unwell, men vomit.


  • Alan Swann: I'm not an actor; I'm a movie star!


  • King Kaiser: King Kaiser to Boss Rojeck: We never cut funny!
    King Kaiser: [to Boss Rojeck] We never cut funny!


  • Alan Swann: Woman surprised in lady's bathroom (to Swan): This is for women only! Swan: (unzipping his fly to urinate) So is this madam. But every now and then I need to run some water through it.
    Alan Swann: [unzipping his fly to urinate] So is this madam. But every now and then I need to run some water through it.


  • Alan Swann: "There's out, and there's out."
    Alan Swann: There's OUT, and there's out.


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