My Tutor Reviews
gratuitous nudity, horny teenage boys...how ridiculous.
can you believe this guy lives in a teepee now?
This one ain't that bad, mostly due to the smokin' hot Caren Kaye and the hilarious Crispin Glover who spends the entire movie trying to get some and continually failing.
The music, however, is shit and the print used for the DVD looked pretty bad, probably came from a VHS tape.
"Climb the mountain"
"Bring my dress back here. I'm naked!"
"Computer chips ... it's the future"
"I only know one way to squeeze this trigger"
Crispin Glover is gloriously frantic - just watch his nervous banter as the boys try to sneak into the bikini mud-wrestling bar - brilliant.
The film also features the best/worst love making song ever - The First Time We Made Love.