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  • Spleen: (talks about his curse) ... I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG! MISTAKE!
    Spleen: [talks about his curse] I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG! MISTAKE!


  • Mr. Furious: I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.


  • Shoveler: Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain amazing doesn't wear glasses.
    Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.
    Shoveler: That doesn't make any sense. he wouldn't be able to see.


  • Mr. Furious: [talking about Carmine the Bowler] Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
    The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
    Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there.
    The Bowler: As have I.


  • Mr. Furious: Frack you later, Frankenpuss!


  • Shoveler: "We've got an blind date with Destiny, and it looks like she ordered the lobster."
    Shoveler: We've got a blind date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.


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