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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Quotes

  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Mike Nelson: Doesn't the fact that it's Universal MAKE it international?
    Mike Nelson: Doesn't the fact that it's Universal MAKE it international?


  • Tom Servo: I use mine to make hot chocolate.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Mike Nelson: Look out, President Clinton!!
    Mike Nelson: Look out, President Clinton!


  • Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: (As Cal flies over Chicago) "Hey, you can see the Cubs losing!"
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: [as Cal flies over Chicago] Hey, you can see the Cubs losing!


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Well, look at that: "breach hull, all die." Even had it underlined.
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Well, look at that: 'breach hull, all die.' Even had it underlined.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: "That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave!"
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave!


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