Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Quotes

  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Mike Nelson: Doesn't the fact that it's Universal MAKE it international?
    Mike Nelson: Doesn't the fact that it's Universal MAKE it international?


  • Tom Servo: I use mine to make hot chocolate.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Mike Nelson: WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!! Dr. Clayton Forrester+Crow. T. Robot: Aaaaahh!! Tom Servo: Aaaaaah! (All scatter)


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Mike Nelson: Look out, President Clinton!!
    Mike Nelson: Look out, President Clinton!


  • Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Tom Servo: Crow you big dope, you can't tunnel through space! Dr. Clayton Forrester+Crow T. Robot: (with a British accent) Come, come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn! (wham!)


  • Tom Servo: Mike Nelson: Everything appears nominal. Tom Servo: Ah, nominal. Good, good. Well then I guess you're not concerned with what that rythmic pounding might be? Mike Nelson: Yeah, what is that? Tom Servo: (sarcastically) Yeah, what is that, hmmm? I'm a highly sophisticated robot Mike, and I'm telling you this is something you should not be hearing! Something's causing this, Mike! Hmmm, now let's think! I'm here, you're here, Gypsy's here.... Mike Nelson: All right, Tom, where's Crow? Tom Servo: Where's Crow? I'm not supposed to say anything, but I did see that little moron head toward the basement with a pickaxe in his hand!


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: (As Cal flies over Chicago) "Hey, you can see the Cubs losing!"
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: [as Cal flies over Chicago] Hey, you can see the Cubs losing!


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Well, look at that: "breach hull, all die." Even had it underlined.
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: Well, look at that: 'breach hull, all die.' Even had it underlined.


  • Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: "That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave!"
    Dr. Clayton Forrester + Crow.T. Robot: That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave!


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