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  • Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes ! I'd vote for you.
    Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard
    Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard.


  • Deb: Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to save money for college.
    Kip: Your mom goes to college!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any skills.
    Pedro: What do you mean?
    Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.


  • Trisha: (Trisha's dad) "What's what in my driveway?"
    Trisha: [Trisha's dad] What's what in my driveway?
    Napoleon Dynamite: That's my ride.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick!
    Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Is that what you're trying to do. Ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
    Pedro: A couple of days.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Freakin Idiot
    Napoleon Dynamite: Freakin' idiot.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard
    Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!?


  • Napoleon Dynamite: What ever I feel like today Gosh!
    Napoleon Dynamite: What ever I feel like today, Gosh!


  • Uncle Rico: How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains?
    Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?


  • Kip: Dangit!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH.
    Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!


  • Kip: Your mom goes to college
    Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
    Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that i've chatting online with babes, all day
    Kip: Dang it!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake
    Pedro: Build her a cake or something.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner
    Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!


  • Grandma: damnit napoleon make your self a dang quesadilla!
    Grandma: Dang it, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Can I use your guyses phone?
    Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?


  • Napoleon Dynamite: idiots
    Napoleon Dynamite: Idiot.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.


  • Trisha: I am saving up for college
    Trisha: I'm trying to raise money for college.
    Deb: I'm trying to raise money for college.
    Napoleon Dynamite: Your mom goes to college!
    Kip: Your mom goes to college!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick?
    Kip: No, Napoleon.
    Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
    Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
    Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!


  • Pedro: Like what are my skills?
    Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
    Don: Did you shoot any?
    Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?


  • Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me, it's hanging in my bedroom.
    Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.


  • Deb: What that?
    Napoleon Dynamite: It's a liger. It's probably my favorite animal. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: (to Deb) You should probably pick up all the stuff you left on my lawn, because it's taking up so much room in my backpack I can't fit my nunchucks.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're all puffy
    Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.


  • Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called. She said you should go home because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all the steak.
    Uncle Rico: It's a free country, Napoleon. I can do what ever I want.
    Napoleon Dynamite: I'm gonna call the cops on you!
    Uncle Rico: Fine! Go ahead!
    Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will! Gosh!


  • Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
    Pedro: What?
    Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind.


  • Grandma: How was school?
    Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think?


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