National Lampoon's Animal House - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes

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  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
    ‐ Submitted by Dutch E (3 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and slams his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit! Get it? [he smiles]
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • Doug Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak!
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph B (3 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!
    ‐ Submitted by L M (3 years ago)

  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: You fucked up, you trusted us.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (3 years ago)

  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
    ‐ Submitted by Pete S (4 years ago)

  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete H (4 years ago)

  • Robert Hoover: Next slide please.
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: AHHHHHHHHH!
    ‐ Submitted by Pete H (4 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
    ‐ Submitted by zeus m (4 years ago)

  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: Point of parliamentary procedure!
    Robert Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: I thought you were pre-med.
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: What's the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (4 years ago)

  • Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
    ‐ Submitted by morgan n (4 years ago)

  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: OTIS! My man!
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy M (4 years ago)

  • Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day: Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: Dead! Bluto's right.
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy M (4 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Food fight!
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy M (4 years ago)

  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris D (5 years ago)

  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: She was gonna make a pot for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Michelle B (5 years ago)

  • Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (5 years ago)