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National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes

  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and slams his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit! Get it?? [he smiles]
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and slams his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit! Get it? [he smiles]


  • Doug Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak!


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!


  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: You fucked up, you trusted us
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: You fucked up, you trusted us.


  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!


  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: " Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us."
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us.


  • Robert Hoover: "Next slide please
    Robert Hoover: Next slide please.
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: AHHHHHHHHH!


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!


  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: Point of parliamentary procedure!
    Robert Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: I thought you were pre-med.
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: What's the difference?


  • Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.


  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: OTIS!!! My man!
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: OTIS! My man!


  • Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day: Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! NEIDERMEYER......!!!!!!!!!
    Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day: Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: DEAD!!!
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: Dead! Bluto's right.


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: FOOD FIGHT!!!
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Food fight!


  • Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: It's Not going to be an Orgy, It's a Toga Party
    Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.


  • Eric "Otter" Stratton: She was gonna make a pot for me
    Eric "Otter" Stratton: She was gonna make a pot for me.


  • Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Over? Did you say ?over?? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
    John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!


  • John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!


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