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National Lampoon's Van Wilder Quotes

  • Richard Bagg: Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week. Look, I need you to help me "release"... some pressure. You know, help me "relax. " Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.
    Richard Bagg: Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week. Look, I need you to help me 'release'... some pressure. You know, help me 'relax.' Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.
    Gwen Pearson: Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.
    Gwen Pearson: Why don't you go 'release' your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!


  • Van Wilder: you shouldn't take life too seriously. you'll never make it out alive


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