Never Too Young to Die Reviews
If the title sequence doesn't crack you up, then simply read on...
Gene Simmons plays a hermaphrodite hell-bent on poisoning the water supply. His special skill is killing people with an extra long, extra pointy pinky nail.
John Stamos plays the son of a CIA operative that has died under "suspicious circumstances". His special skills include being a moron with the ladies, taking advantage of his friends, and jumping up and down on a trampoline.
Robert Englund takes a break from being Freddy to play second fiddle to Gene Simmons as some nerdy accomplice with a pension for letterman sweaters and bolo ties.
Vanity is a slut - SURPRISE!
Good times. Good times
2008 Movies: 147