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½ October 23, 2009
Gene Simmons in drag runs a post apocalypse band of ruffians that only John Stamos can stop!
August 10, 2009
This is a very good movie, kinda James Bondesque, Gene Simmons is awesome.
½ July 18, 2009
cheesy 80's movie... Especially with Gene Simmons in it
April 10, 2009
In my eyes a strong contender in the battle for all-time best, worst movie.
March 20, 2009
John Stamos (el mismo de "Full House") se enfrenta a Gene Simmons (el mismo de KISS), quien hace el papel de HERMAFRODITA. No es un error... hace el papel de HERMAFRODITA. Y muestra sus senos en todo su esplendor. En un giro digno de mencion, la ex-esposa de Stamos, hace de hermafrodita en la serie "Ugly Betty". Sera una especie de tributo enfermizo?
½ February 18, 2009
For cheap mindless entertainment, watch "Never Too Young To Die".
If the title sequence doesn't crack you up, then simply read on...
Gene Simmons plays a hermaphrodite hell-bent on poisoning the water supply. His special skill is killing people with an extra long, extra pointy pinky nail.
John Stamos plays the son of a CIA operative that has died under "suspicious circumstances". His special skills include being a moron with the ladies, taking advantage of his friends, and jumping up and down on a trampoline.
Robert Englund takes a break from being Freddy to play second fiddle to Gene Simmons as some nerdy accomplice with a pension for letterman sweaters and bolo ties.
Vanity is a slut - SURPRISE!
Good times. Good times
February 9, 2009
Gene Simmons as a drag queen, need I say more!
December 5, 2008
Are you looking at this cast???? Why is this not a musical yet?
November 30, 2008
A young John Stamos vs. hermaphrodite Gene Simmons... perfectly bad in a good way.

2008 Movies: 147
October 10, 2008
dettan va en av di store filman i 10 års aldern..herregud kor vi så den om og om igjen..
May 9, 2008
Probably the best script ever crafted and cast selection ever made. No poster is available because that kind of awesomeness cannot be contained within the confines of that small box.
March 11, 2008
[color=black]Simply put, this effortlessly tops my list of movies that need to find their way to dvd. It's easily my favorite cheesy 80s action movie of all time, and needs to be seen to be believed.[/color]
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