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Night of the Demons Quotes

  • Angela: Judy, Rodger, where you going? The party's just begun


  • Suzanne: stop lookin at me
    Suzanne: Stop lookin' at me.


  • Roger: yeah eat a bowl of fuck ! im here to PARTYYYYY !!!
    Roger: Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!
    Stooge: Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!


  • Sal: hi bill
    Sal: Hi Bill.


  • Angela: Judy...Rodger, where you going? - The party's just begun.
    Angela: Judy, Rodger, where you going? The party's just begun.


  • Old Man's Wife: (after killing her husband) - Happy Halloween dear.
    Old Man's Wife: (after killing her husband) Happy Halloween dear.


  • Suzanne: Run Judy, run! See Judy run! Ha-ha-ha-ha


  • Roger: (wakes up in the car after it shakes) - Jeeze, what an a**hole...Stooge? - I know that's you man. Only a fat slob like you could shake this car so much!
    Roger: (wakes up in the car after it shakes) Jeeze, what an a**hole, Stooge? I know that's you man. Only a fat slob like you could shake this car so much!


  • Sal: (see's Suzanne half naked with lipstick all over her) - Oh shit...not you too? What is everybody here on drugs or something? You know - you're a sweet looking babe Suzanne, but you and your friend Ang...Are just a little too weirdo for me.
    Sal: (see's Suzanne half naked with lipstick all over her) Oh shit, not you too? What is everybody here on drugs or something? You know, you're a sweet looking babe Suzanne, but you and your friend Ang, Are just a little too weirdo for me.
    Suzanne: I can't seem to get it right.
    Sal: No thanks honey, I'm not that type of guy. Goodnight now...I'm going home.
    Suzanne: You are home Sal.
    Sal: Uh-uh. This dirty dipe don't spell "home" to me. I live in a nice house, you know, with plastic slip covers on the furniture...Enjoy your lipstick doll face. Good night.
    Sal: Uh-uh. This dirty dipe don't spell 'home' to me. I live in a nice house, you know, with plastic slip covers on the furniture. Enjoy your lipstick doll face. Good night.


  • Suzanne: (while having sex with Jay) - What are you looking at?
    Suzanne: (while having sex with Jay) What are you looking at?
    Jay: (confused) - What?
    Jay: (confused) What?
    Suzanne: Is my makeup okay?
    Jay: Are you crazy, what are you talking about?
    Suzanne: (crying) - Stop staring at me.
    Suzanne: (crying) Stop staring at me.
    Jay: Damn it Suzanne, your makeup is fine. Come on, what are you worried about?
    Suzanne: (turns into a demon) - STOP LOOKING AT ME!
    Suzanne: (turns into a demon) STOP LOOKING AT ME!


  • Sal: (watching Angela making bizarre movements in the corner) - Hey Ang.....what the f**k are you doing over there?
    Sal: (watching Angela making bizarre movements in the corner) Hey Ang what the f**k are you doing over there?


  • Suzanne: I think I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
    Sal: Good idea. I'll go too...to protect you.
    Sal: Good idea. I'll go too, to protect you.
    Suzanne: Oh no thanks. I rather take Stooge.
    Sal: (confused) - Stooge?
    Sal: (confused) Stooge?
    Stooge: Hey, you heard the lady man! She wants a real man guarding her john.
    Sal: ...but Stooge is a fat pig!
    Sal: But Stooge is a fat pig!


  • Angela: But we all experienced them. The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.
    Fran: Demonic what?
    Stooge: (laughs) - Demonic-whatchamacallit! I mean come on! The little Ang here is just trying to put the old hula-hoop boo on us, okay...Yeah Ang I'm sure you're right, okay? Or could it be that Rodge here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool stiff breeze right out of his butthole?!
    Stooge: (laughs) Demonic-whatchamacallit! I mean come on! The little Ang here is just trying to put the old hula-hoop boo on us, okay...Yeah Ang I'm sure you're right, okay? Or could it be that Rodge here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool stiff breeze right out of his butthole?!


  • Judy: (after an evil entity enters the room) - My God it's freezing.
    Judy: (after an evil entity enters the room) My God it's freezing.
    Max: Never mind the draft man...who cut the cheese?
    Max: Never mind the draft man, who cut the cheese?
    Fran: Pee-u, that is strange.
    Sal: Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.
    Stooge: Hey man, at least my old lady wears panties. Yours just wears a quad chain with sailors all around it.


  • Stooge: Come on! You can't really believe this place is possessed?
    Sal: Ha-ha, nah just repossessed!
    Suzanne: (after the demon enters her).......For tonight anyway!
    Suzanne: (after the demon enters her) For tonight anyway!
    Judy: Maybe Rodger's right...maybe we should leave
    Judy: Maybe Rodger's right, maybe we should leave
    Jay: Oh come on, let's hang out.
    Stooge: Yeah...EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here...to partyyyy!
    Stooge: Yeah, EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here, to partyyyy!


  • Angela: (while everyone sits in a séance) - Shh, Everybody shut up! Now concentrate on my reflection in the mirror...concentrate!
    Angela: (while everyone sits in a séance) Shh, Everybody shut up! Now concentrate on my reflection in the mirror, concentrate!
    Sal: I'm trying Ang, but I can't get passed that zit on your chin.


  • Sal: (after Rodger comes stumbling in the room, frightened) - What's the matter Rodge - you're white as a ghost.
    Sal: (after Rodger comes stumbling in the room, frightened) What's the matter Rodge? You're white as a ghost.


  • Fran: Hey you guys, how about a past life séance?
    Suzanne: A what?
    Fran: A past life séance! You know, we all sit around; look in a mirror...and see our past lives.
    Fran: A past life séance! You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
    Stooge: What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?


  • Sal: (after the radio shuts down) - Holy s**t. Haven't you idiots ever heard of Duracell?
    Sal: (after the radio shuts down) Holy s**t. Haven't you idiots ever heard of Duracell?


  • Suzanne: (warming her butt by the fireplace) - Just what the doctor ordered.
    Suzanne: (warming her butt by the fireplace) Just what the doctor ordered.


  • Sal: (after scaring Jay) Lighten up Jay-bo! It's Halloween (in Dracula's voice) Good evening, allow me to introduce myself.
    Max: Yeah, Count Dingleberry - the flaming a**hole of Transylvania.
    Max: Yeah, Count Dingleberry, the flaming a**hole of Transylvania.


  • Roger: Whoever drew this map must've been half blind and half retarded.
    Stooge: Sounds like Angela. Dizzy f**king bitch, man!
    Helen: (driving the car) Stooge did you become an a**hole of your own free will or were you born that way?
    Roger: Ha-ha-ha.
    Stooge: Did you hear something funny?!! I don't know why I'm hanging out with you two wipes. GIVE ME THAT DAMN MAP!
    Stooge: Did you hear something funny?!! I don't know why I'm hanging out with you two wipes. Give me that damn map!
    Roger: (has the map ripped from him) Hey! Damn great Stooge. Now look what you've done!
    Helen: Typical.
    Stooge: Typical? SHUT UP AND DRIVE BITCH!


  • Judy's Mother: (about her homemade "fudge long's") - Oh come on Jay, don't be shy. Have one; I just took them out of the oven.
    Judy's Mother: (about her homemade 'fudge long's) Oh come on Jay, don't be shy. Have one; I just took them out of the oven.
    Jay: (looks disgusted at the fudge long's) No thanks Mrs. Cassidy, really.
    Judy's Mother: You sure?
    Jay: Yeah.
    Billy: Of course he's sure ma. Why would he want one? They look like sun-dried poodle turds!


  • Angela: Come on! Your face looks fine. I've never seen anybody spend more time in a mirror!
    Suzanne: Relax! - (pouting)...I just want to look good for the boys! You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope?
    Suzanne: Relax! (pouting) I just want to look good for the boys! You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope?
    Angela: Of course I did...and we're gonna scare the sh*t out of 'em.
    Angela: Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the sh*t out of them.


  • Helen: You know we really must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. No one would give a party out here.
    Stooge: Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay? I know where Hull House is, it am not far from here...JUST SHUT UP AND START WALKING!!
    Stooge: Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay? I know where Hull House is, it am not far from here. Just shut up and start walking!


  • Stooge: (knocking on the bathroom door for Suzanne) - Damn it bitch, come on. Whatcha do, flush yourself down the f**king toilet or what?
    Stooge: (knocking on the bathroom door for Suzanne) Damn it bitch, come on. Whatcha do, flush yourself down the f**king toilet or what?


  • Suzanne: (in the grocery store) - Do you guys have sour balls?
    Suzanne: (in the grocery store) Do you guys have sour balls?
    Clerk #2: Why sure we do!
    Suzanne: Too bad. I bet you don't get many bl**jobs.


  • Billy: Wow, bodacious boobies' sis! If you keep on growing you'll have to hire someone just to tie your shoes.
    Billy: Wow, bodacious boobies sis! If you keep on growing you'll have to hire someone just to tie your shoes.


  • Stooge: Oh Jay, buddy. You got here just in time dude!
    Max: (leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) - You guys need a hand?
    Max: (leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) You guys need a hand?
    Roger: We sure do.
    Max: (everyone in the car starts clapping) - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA!! - (they drive away)
    Max: (everyone in the car starts clapping) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA! (they drive away)


  • Sal: Hey, hey, hey, here. Come on, spill the beans. Here - here's a nice chunk of change to loosen your lips a little.
    Billy: Are you kidding? Betray my beloved sister for measly quarter? What do you think this is...some kind of depression or something?
    Billy: Are you kidding? Betray my beloved sister for measly quarter? What do you think this is? some kind of depression or something?
    Sal: (grabs Billy again) Oh that does it - (lets go of him) Hey, hey, here - Here's my final offer kid. Now take it and sing - (pulls out a dollar) where's the frigging party?
    Sal: (grabs Billy again) Oh that does it (lets go of him) Hey, hey, here, Here's my final offer kid. Now take it and sing (pulls out a dollar) where's the frigging party?
    Billy: Sure! You'd be too chicken to crash it anyway.
    Sal: Yeah try me.
    Billy: It's at Hull House.
    Sal: Hull House?! Huh, what are you trying to pull shorty? Your sister wouldn't be caught dead in a dump like that. What do you think I am some kind of idiot or what?


  • Sal: (after jumping out and scaring Billy) Ha-ha-ha, I wish I had a camera! You looked like you dropped a load. (Billy goes to hit him but he catches Billy's hand) Hey, hey, cool it squirt. Who do you think you are...Rocky Balboa?
    Sal: (after jumping out and scaring Billy) Ha-ha-ha, I wish I had a camera! You looked like you dropped a load. (Billy goes to hit him but he catches Billy's hand) Hey, hey, cool it squirt. Who do you think you are, Rocky Balboa?
    Billy: Let me go creep!
    Sal: Go tell that pretty little piece you call your sister that handsome hung Sal is here. And tell her I brought my pet snake for her to play with.
    Billy: She's getting ready for a date butthole. If I were you I'd get out of here before he shows up and turns your ugly face into a punching bag.
    Sal: Don't give me that shit punk. Where's your sister before I lose my cool? - What's the matter, you didn't hear what I said Bozo?
    Sal: Don't give me that shit punk. Where's your sister before I lose my cool? What's the matter, you didn't hear what I said Bozo?


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