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½ January 22, 2012
trash at his best!
March 16, 2011
One of the more coherent IFD offerings with less of a cut-and-paste collage aspect than others. This nonetheless features many bridging scenes with Harrison on the telephone, though a pre-Garfield model. Much of this coherence may be credited to Phillip Ko Fei, as the intermittent fight scenes featuring Harrison in double-friendly ninja cowl are likely his work to a great extent. Despite Harrison's undercover ninja/cop shenanigans and an odd blue brick training montage, there is far too much sense here for my taste. The dubbing is often in complete sentences with smooth phrasing, sadly, and no amount of ninja mascara will make Bowles half as entertaining as Mike Abbot.
Super Reviewer
February 19, 2010
January 3, 2010
cant believe this is actually on flixster, my friend bought it for 50 cents in a porn store and we watched it for a laugh. Its a movie that is ed wood bad, with poor dubbing, effects, and acting, i dont even know what the plot was, i recommend this for the next b fest
½ November 28, 2009
Oh my god this movie is stupid. I've seen stupid movies, but this is stupid. apparently there's a ninja who walks around and handcuffs other ninjas for no apparent reason. I guess that's why it was originally called "To catch a Ninja". There' also a subplot about an undercover officer named wallace Lee. Guess what his boss' name is? Bruce. Get it? Lee? Bruce? You mean Bruce lee? I've seen some REALLY stupid movies. it's from the same director as "Zombie vs. Ninja" , Godfrey Ho.
½ August 14, 2008
mucho jugo, malas actuaciones y el villano mas atorrante del cine b.
½ August 14, 2008
Stupid, stupid, stupid! I can't decide if it's a downright terrible movie or if it's genial, because there is nothing in between! I bought it for about 2$ when I saw the box art containing ninjas on winged motorcycles with built in machine guns and rockets. Well, I guess it was worth the money.

First out, if you are to see this film, don't try to follow the plot! We did, and when the ending rolled up everyone in the room cried out in confusion and agony, because it got to be one of the most randomly confusing flicks I've seen! There are apparently two stories in it, with different characters connected with a single thread of half-rotten spiderweb; one consisting of some sort of soft porn drama, the other of random ninja action. The soft porn part is, well... stupid. The ninja action is... okay, remeber Tim the magican from "Monty python and The Holy Grail"? It's just like that, only more!

Ah, OK. In retrospect, Ninja the Protector, The Ninja Protector or whatever the name of the movie is, was damn amusing. Just remember that it might drive you to insanity. Try just to think of it as, rather than a movie, a couple of scenes with countless hilarious lines, 5 minutes characters, insane ninja fights, lame motorcycle jousting, sleazy beach scenes and... Jackie Chan? What the hell has he got to do with anything?!
August 5, 2008
I am the champion of the ninjas...

*walks away with a hand on his hip*
½ March 15, 2008
completely brilliant ninja film. one of godfrey ho's best
March 13, 2008
This movie had three sex scenes and one scene where Ninjas rode motorbikes.

80% of the movie involved a boring sub plot that had nothing to do with sex or ninjas, but that was okay, because one Ninja could use the handle of his Katana to extinguish fires.

The Boss Ninja was a totally pimp pink Ninja and he had 200 HP. He punched another Ninja in the arse and broke his butt bone. And he had a legion of killer cat girl hookers with jetpacks, and they fly from the clouds and land on you. They strangle you with their sweaty thighs, heheh.

And one girl had a boob technique where she could clobber you to death. And she was a fembot and she had missile tits. These two guys were sucking her tits and she shot missiles straight through their f[font=Arial]u[/font]cking heads!!!!

And there was a statue that came to life and had five modes of attack and four types of siren. It shot flaming penis from its eyes. When the Richard Harrison saw it he cut off its head by using its opposing element; a fish.

Richard Harrison played the camo Ninja good guy and he handcuffed several baddie Ninjas and then beat the shit out of them. He had a fight in a hall of mirrors with a bear, but it's ambiguous whether he kills it or not.

In the end though, he closes in on the Ninja Empire's drugs and prostitution ring, and the Pink Pimp Boss Ninja escapes on a superbike. Que a bike chase that puts Mission Impossible II to shame. They throw Ninja stars at each others petrol tanks to make them explode, and they jump off and do flying kicks past each other and they fly through the flaming explosions and land and when the fire and smoke clears they stand there doing action looks at each other. It's well mint!

They have a spectacular twenty minute fight, with swords, guns, cable cars, ninja stars, babes, and their bare hands. In the end, Richard Harrison kicks the baddie Ninja IN THE NUTS and stuffs a grenade down the Boss Ninjas throat.
He laughs and tries to spit it up, but he spits out the pin and explodes.

Richard Harrison says "What a f[font=Arial]a[/font]ggoty cokehead." and walks off into the sunset with two Lamborghinis and two strippers under each arm.
February 21, 2008
If jackie chan is in the movie it must be amazing!
February 19, 2008
Best 40p I ever spent, This film had me in tears for pure comic value; top notch special effects and awesome quotes such as "This is your ninja star.":"and this is yours" *throw at each other & slapstick clang midair*. Buy buy buy!
November 8, 2007
Interpol officer Jason Hart (Harrison), who is secretly a Ninja Master, brings all his wits, Ninja Magic, and dimwitted fellow Interpol officers to bear against a counterfeiting ring and modeling school that is being operated a cult of Evil Ninjas and their leader, Bruce (Bowles)!

"Ninja the Protector" starts showing its sad low- to no-budget origins early on when snapshots of the actors are used to simulate the "hi-tech" retinal scan the Evil Ninjas must pass before enteriing the Lair of Bruce. They become further evident when a room full of Interpol agents have to pass the same Kodak snapshot of a wanted criminal around the table. (With a budget like that, it's amazing Interpol ever catches anyone!)

This film is another "Frankenninja" movie, where some movie that has nothing to do with ninjas and their nefariousness--and in "Ninja the Protector", they're especially nefarious, as not only are the ninja tricking aspiring models to sign up for overpriced classes, but they're also spreading around counterfeit US dollars--that has been redubbed and intercut with new ninja footage in an attempt to make a unified whole with a new storyline.

This is the best of these kinds of movies I've seen so far. While the plotline about the Interpol agent undercover at the ninja-backed modeling school/counterfeiting ring and his family and romance trouble seemed oddly disconnected from the business with the underfunded and not-too-bright Interpol agents and their ninja leader, there was every indication that the two stories would merge, as it appeared (through some clever dubbing and editing) that all the footage truly had been intended to be part of the same movie from the very beginning.

The illusion starts to fall apart as the film builds toward its climax, however. As the film moves toward its climax, what had appeared to be progressing plot and subplots suddenly fractures into two totally different plots, each which has its own rather sudden and unsatisfying resolutions. Yes, the Evil Ninja Cult and its funny-money distributing modeling school is put out of business for good, but how about Warren and his relationship with Interpol? What about Jason, now that his staff knows he's the Ninja Champion? The film makes no effort to close any of the movies story arcs. It just ends.

Before the film reaches its abrupt ending, it does offer up much unintended hilarity. When I said this was the best of this kind of movie I've seen so far, I'm measuring it against some pretty awful stuff, and I'm not implying it's good, despite its slightly more coherent nature. It's not just the Ninja hijinx that make this movie funny... it's also the completely awful dialogue like, "I like people who are honest and you lied to me earlier, but now you're telling me the truth, so I'll hire you."

(On a sidenote, this film really made me wonder who the intended audience for it was. The story is so lame that no adult can be expected to take it seriously, but I suspect a ten-year-old would love the Ninja Action and would buy into the whole counterfeiter/modeling/ninja thing. Hie might even like the ending. But the film is NOT suitable for ten-year-olds due to sexual content and a particularly unsexy sex-on-the-beach scene. Those elements are completely gratuitous, but they make certain the one group who would love this film won't get to see it. Or are fans of ninjas movies as undescriminating as I'm starting to fear? It seems like a higher percentage of crap was shoveled their way than any other niche audience.)

As far as the Ninja battles go... they're suitably goofy with plenty of pointless acrobatics and posturing. What's even goofier is the camoflage outfit that the Good Ninja wears. (I think this must be some sort of ancient Ninja Rule... I've now seen this ludicrous camo suit in two different movies.) What the battles lack is any sense of excitement, as they're poorly choreographed.

The goofiest Ninja Battle is also the only one that's most interesting. It sees the Good Ninja (Jason of Interpol) battle the Evil Ninja (Bruce of the Kewl Underground Lair and the Counterfeiting Modeling School) engage in something like a joust while riding motorcyles. The only thing that would have made that scene better would have been if they'd been riding Kawasaki Ninjas.

(By the way, aspiring screenwriters: I know Bruce Lee was a bad ass. Bruce Campbell is pretty cool, too. But it's always a Bad Thing to name your main villain "Bruce." No one is ever going to take a bad guy named Bruce seriously... particularly not when he's running a modeling school that's a front for a counterfeiting ring that's a front for an Evil Ninja Cult.)

"Ninja the Protector" is not a good movie by any measure, but it is full of unintentional hilarious moments. It will be right at home as part of the line-up for a Bad Movie Night. But that's about all it's good for.

Ninja the Protector
Starring: Richard Harrison, Warren Chan, and David Bowles
Director: Godfrey Ho
½ September 25, 2007
This is awesome, one of the best ninja movies ever.The story is a bit scattered, even busts into soft porn in some areas. Long live Richard Harrison the true Protector
½ August 15, 2007
Love watching Jackie nice martial arts moves and very funny as well
½ July 30, 2007
One of my fav movies as a child. (I was a bit of a Ninja fanatic.) I watched it again at an age of 22, and MEIN GOTT was I disappointed. A load of crap from one end to the other. Only good for a laugh. Please avoid!
July 25, 2007
I bought this in a pound shop about a year ago. Got around to watching it today, I can safely say, I've never seen a camo ninja suit until I watched this movie. For a B-Movie I didn't really expect much, but its one of those almost so bad its good films. Softcore porn seems to be the majority of the first half of the film as one of the main characthers cops off with a load of women. The fight scenes were a little short lived too. Good B-Movie though.
½ July 25, 2007
Only a ninja can defeat a ninja!
½ July 7, 2007
If you ever watch a film from the eighties with "Ninja" in the title, chances are that it's a compilation of random ninja footage and scenes from a completely unrelated movie, and it's been "directed" by a man named Godfrey Ho (who is truly a "ho fo sho" when it comes to releasing spliced-together ninja movies). Usually, the scenes don't fit together at all, and in this case, the non-ninja footage seems to have been taken from some softcore porn film! There are about a dozen of these horrible eighties ninja films to choose from, but if you've always wanted to see a ninja dirtbike duel, then I guess this is the one for you.
July 6, 2007
Richard Harrison = no less than 3 stars automatically
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