Ninja Thunderbolt (1984)
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In the bible, you read the word "good" quite a bit, but never do we see "awesome" being used. That is because when the Bible was written, there was no such thing as Ninja Thunderbolt. I can tell you are wrinkling your nose in doubt right about now, so let me sum it up for you: Ninjas on roller-skates. The story follows a guy who seems to be a ninja, then there is a white guy who also is a Ninja, and over there we have some lady who is a ninja. It does not matter. All you need to know is that this is a movie where the word "ninja" is put next to another word that has nothing to do with ninjas or anything happening in the movie, and that is just fine. Also, for some reason there are sex scenes. I am not sure why, as they seemed terribly out of place, but nice I suppose. Most importantly, you must always remember and never forget: Ninjas on roller-skates. Amen.
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