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No One Lives Reviews

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Farran Smith Nehme
New York Post
May 10, 2013
There is no flair, no suspense, not one frame composed with more in mind than getting a Beavis-type to chortle, "Cool."
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Tom Long
Detroit News
May 10, 2013
As bloodbaths go, this one has some interesting angles. Not THAT interesting, but ...
Full Review | Original Score: C+
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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
May 9, 2013
The expectations raised by the first 20 minutes ... make it all the more disappointing when incoherent slaughter replaces soul-chilling dread.
| Original Score: 2/5
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Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
May 9, 2013
"No One Lives" is a cheap horror prank that's ultimately not clever or accomplished enough to sustain its eccentricities, and they are very bloody eccentricities indeed.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
May 9, 2013
There's so much darkness here, it's hard to see anything - literally. Forget the horror and mayhem. Someone needed to turn on the lights.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
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A.A. Dowd
AV Club
May 9, 2013
Most fatally, No One Lives neglects to provide a rooting interest. Great horror movies engender sympathy for the lambs being led to the slaughter.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Chuck Wilson
Village Voice
May 8, 2013
Director Ryűhei Kitamura (The Midnight Meat Train) is too talented for material this retro-junky, but he and screenwriter David Cohen keep the action coming hard and fast ...
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Keith Uhlich
Time Out
May 7, 2013
There's a certain pleasure to be had in such unabashed cinematic ineptitude, of course, though it would be wise to wait until you have your Netflix streaming remote in one hand and a freshly filled bong in the other.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5