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  • Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, its going to get weird.


  • Emma: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
    Emma: You give me premature ventricular contractions.
    Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing?
    Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.


  • Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!


  • Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!


  • Adam: What are you gonna do? You're just...you're never gonna feel anything? How are you gonna do that?
    Emma: I don't know. I'll figure it out.
    Adam: You're so messed up.
    Emma: Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do
    Emma: Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do.


  • Emma: There is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since your acting like children already.
    Emma: But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since you're acting like children already.


  • Alvin: We don't pick who we fall in love with, and it never happens the way it's supposed to.


  • Eli: I CAN’T FOCUS ON MY PORN WITH ALL THIS REAL SEX GOING ON AROUND ME
    Eli: [banging his left fist on Adam's door] I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!


  • Patrice: "It's like a crime scene in my pants"
    Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.


  • Adam: Don't come any closer..coz I am never gonna let you go.
    Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.


  • Adam: “I’m going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.â€�
    Adam: I'm going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.
    Wallace: That’s a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we’re behind you 100%.
    Wallace: That's a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you 100%.


  • Young Adam: Can I finger you?


  • Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!


  • Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore.
    Adam: Why?
    Emma: Because my brain is so big.


  • Emma: â€�You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.â€�
    Emma: You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.


  • Adam: You can't fight me... you're miniature... you fight like a hamster.


  • Emma: Someone call Charlie Brown, because we found the great pumpkin!


  • Emma: You look like a pumkin, Bitch!


  • Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?


  • Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.


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