Reviews

  • Oct 18, 2021

    I thought that Crowe, Watson, and Conelly did an excellent job. VERY believable. Although I was NOT fond of the direction that Crowe character took during the later part in the movie. I can see it offending those of Christian beliefs. I also thought that the director was using this movie as a bid for an upcoming LOTRs movie with the take on the "Watchers". All in all the movie was enjoyable for me. I didn't treat it as the Bible or hold it to any religious value. I just sat back and enjoyed it. You should too.

    I thought that Crowe, Watson, and Conelly did an excellent job. VERY believable. Although I was NOT fond of the direction that Crowe character took during the later part in the movie. I can see it offending those of Christian beliefs. I also thought that the director was using this movie as a bid for an upcoming LOTRs movie with the take on the "Watchers". All in all the movie was enjoyable for me. I didn't treat it as the Bible or hold it to any religious value. I just sat back and enjoyed it. You should too.

  • Sep 15, 2021

    Okay, so it takes liberties in its portrayal of the main character, but Noah is far more faithful to the dark spirit of the Genesis text than the sanitized version we learned as kids. Aside from that, it tells a gripping and philosophically challenging story of its own. The only flaw is the ill-conceived Watchers, but they're thankfully absent from the film's emotionally gripping second half.

    Okay, so it takes liberties in its portrayal of the main character, but Noah is far more faithful to the dark spirit of the Genesis text than the sanitized version we learned as kids. Aside from that, it tells a gripping and philosophically challenging story of its own. The only flaw is the ill-conceived Watchers, but they're thankfully absent from the film's emotionally gripping second half.

  • Sep 08, 2021

    Self-righteous, self-absorbed, sheltered, wounded ego of a narcissist is a microcosm of this movie. It's meant to evoke awe from brainwashed and narrowminded viewers, meanwhile being disguising for the rest of it's empathetic/adjusted audience. Whoever made and sponsored this movie, are people I don't want to hear from again. I get a sense they were on the wrong side of history in human-rights atrocities. This movie reminds me of communist propaganda in museum archives.

    Self-righteous, self-absorbed, sheltered, wounded ego of a narcissist is a microcosm of this movie. It's meant to evoke awe from brainwashed and narrowminded viewers, meanwhile being disguising for the rest of it's empathetic/adjusted audience. Whoever made and sponsored this movie, are people I don't want to hear from again. I get a sense they were on the wrong side of history in human-rights atrocities. This movie reminds me of communist propaganda in museum archives.

  • Jul 31, 2021

    God: "Noah! They shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!" Russell Crowe: (writing on a stone tablet) "300 cubits…give or take." God: "Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!" Russell Crowe: (writing it down) "Two creatures." God: "Two of EVERY creature!" Russell Crowe: "Even stink beetles?" God: "ESPECIALLY stink beetles!"

    God: "Noah! They shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!" Russell Crowe: (writing on a stone tablet) "300 cubits…give or take." God: "Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!" Russell Crowe: (writing it down) "Two creatures." God: "Two of EVERY creature!" Russell Crowe: "Even stink beetles?" God: "ESPECIALLY stink beetles!"

  • Jul 19, 2021

    LOATH THIS FILM. Had so much hope for it. My favorite director, what happened?? Why so much CGI.

    LOATH THIS FILM. Had so much hope for it. My favorite director, what happened?? Why so much CGI.

  • Jul 16, 2021

    Hard to do too much with a story of this standing but it's worth seeing if for no other reason than the spectacular visuals/cinematography.

    Hard to do too much with a story of this standing but it's worth seeing if for no other reason than the spectacular visuals/cinematography.

  • Jun 11, 2021

    I dont really know how to explain it hut this was just a good movies, i was everything but slow, one of the only movies with pangea, and the music and acting was superb

    I dont really know how to explain it hut this was just a good movies, i was everything but slow, one of the only movies with pangea, and the music and acting was superb

  • Apr 26, 2021

    The view on the Earth with tornados filling the whole atmosphere is something to remember. This movie is visually beautiful.

    The view on the Earth with tornados filling the whole atmosphere is something to remember. This movie is visually beautiful.

  • Apr 25, 2021

    What a dreary, dull, dreadful movie. Neither entertaining or rewarding watch. To be endured not enjoyed.

    What a dreary, dull, dreadful movie. Neither entertaining or rewarding watch. To be endured not enjoyed.

  • Apr 03, 2021

    It is not what you would expect. Its a take on a Bible story that is definitely different but not horrible as everyone is saying.

    It is not what you would expect. Its a take on a Bible story that is definitely different but not horrible as everyone is saying.