The Number One Girl Reviews

  • Dec 02, 2016

    Worst...movie...ever. I have seen some bad movies and even then I have found something of redeeming value to watch them. This movie has absolutely zero redeeming value. I do not consider attractive women a redeeming value for a movie considering you can literally google "attractive women" and have hours of entertainment without having to torture yourself with crappy acting/directing/choreography (i.e. pretty much anything in a movie). The only people that should be buying this movie are those that want to torment someone they hate by gifting it to them.

    Worst...movie...ever. I have seen some bad movies and even then I have found something of redeeming value to watch them. This movie has absolutely zero redeeming value. I do not consider attractive women a redeeming value for a movie considering you can literally google "attractive women" and have hours of entertainment without having to torture yourself with crappy acting/directing/choreography (i.e. pretty much anything in a movie). The only people that should be buying this movie are those that want to torment someone they hate by gifting it to them.

  • Mar 23, 2011

    Worst Vinnie Jones film I have ever seen AVOID!!!

    Worst Vinnie Jones film I have ever seen AVOID!!!

  • Sep 07, 2010

    Oh dear it's bad. Very cringeworthy all round. Poor story to begin with but even poorly executed with bad direction, acting and what is up with the cheesy music? It sounded like I was watching a porn film at times. There was one saving grace to this film however and that was Mr Miyagi from Karate Kid. Top fella!

    Oh dear it's bad. Very cringeworthy all round. Poor story to begin with but even poorly executed with bad direction, acting and what is up with the cheesy music? It sounded like I was watching a porn film at times. There was one saving grace to this film however and that was Mr Miyagi from Karate Kid. Top fella!

  • Alexander W Super Reviewer
    Dec 11, 2009

    Decent drama/ganster would be more suitable for 'crime drama' night on Television and more suited to a generation thats not interested in high tech Hollywood wizardry. Its a bit like days of our lives meets Steven Seagal.

    Decent drama/ganster would be more suitable for 'crime drama' night on Television and more suited to a generation thats not interested in high tech Hollywood wizardry. Its a bit like days of our lives meets Steven Seagal.

  • Sep 14, 2009

    its that shite that if vinnie jones wasnt in it i would have seriously debated turning it off, damn there is no rating less than half a star otherwise id giv it fuk all!!!!!!!!!!!

    its that shite that if vinnie jones wasnt in it i would have seriously debated turning it off, damn there is no rating less than half a star otherwise id giv it fuk all!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct 24, 2008

    A rancid, putrid, fetid turd of a movie. My boss asked me to watch this and warned me it was terrible. But it was SO bad I considered resigning.

    A rancid, putrid, fetid turd of a movie. My boss asked me to watch this and warned me it was terrible. But it was SO bad I considered resigning.

  • Sep 21, 2008

    Truly the biggest pile of shit I have ever had to sit through! Utter crap!!!!

    Truly the biggest pile of shit I have ever had to sit through! Utter crap!!!!

  • Sep 07, 2008

    Ha ha ha! Half star for effort, and the guts to even consider going through with this film in the first place! I mean, I'VE not done a feature film.

    Ha ha ha! Half star for effort, and the guts to even consider going through with this film in the first place! I mean, I'VE not done a feature film.

  • Jul 24, 2008

    Truly one of the worst movies ever made,so bad...where do i start,terrible wooden acting,a plot that is laughable at best,a terrible leading actor...poor vinnie looked humiliated to be there,the only good bit,the incredibly sexy olivia lee turns up for about 2 seconds..a horrendous film

    Truly one of the worst movies ever made,so bad...where do i start,terrible wooden acting,a plot that is laughable at best,a terrible leading actor...poor vinnie looked humiliated to be there,the only good bit,the incredibly sexy olivia lee turns up for about 2 seconds..a horrendous film

  • Jun 24, 2008

    This disaster of a movie had only one good thing going for it, THE END!! The martial arts action was mediocre at best and the pace makes you want to fast forward to the unsatisfying final battle. Unless you have a sudden urge to watch a character that is obviously and poorly ripped off from MORTAL KOMBAT's Johnny Cage character, avoid this stinker at all costs!!

    This disaster of a movie had only one good thing going for it, THE END!! The martial arts action was mediocre at best and the pace makes you want to fast forward to the unsatisfying final battle. Unless you have a sudden urge to watch a character that is obviously and poorly ripped off from MORTAL KOMBAT's Johnny Cage character, avoid this stinker at all costs!!