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  • Ernie Klump: Now you see what you did, Joe College? You gone and messed up the whole party.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Granny Klump: I'm gonna tell you something, I've got a razor in this bag.
    Papa Klump: Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what. That ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
    Mama Klump: Cletus!
    Papa Klump: She's got old bags for titties!
    Mama Klump: Jesus!
    Papa Klump: Old bag with old bag titties.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Buddy Love: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theatres.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Buddy Love: Well, if it isn't Sherman Klump. The inventor of Jumbo, the horny hamster.
    Dean Richmond: Please!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Dean Richmond: I'll tell you what does bother me. On my way over here, a cute little boy pointed at me & said "Oh look, Mommy, there goes the hamster's BITCH!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Buddy Love: What the hell are you looking at? This is a impressive package for a toddler.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Papa Klump: I ain't an old man!
    Granny Klump: You is an old man!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (4 years ago)

  • Papa Klump: Well, if it isn't the Alzheimer's Express, right on schedule!
    Mama Klump: Stop that! Hi, Momma.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (4 years ago)

  • Sherman Klump: Klump party of six, please.
    Mama Klump: Yes, and we're hungry!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (4 years ago)

  • Granny Klump: You'll have to excuse me for bein' late. Me and Isacc were gettin' kinda frisky in the car. I had to give him a little appetizer.
    Papa Klump: I just lost my d*mn appetite.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (4 years ago)

  • Denise Gaines: Mama, you know, you really look good! Have you been losing weight?
    Mama Klump: Oh, thank you baby! No, but I am gonna start a new diet.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (4 years ago)

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