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Ocean's Eleven Quotes

  • Tess Ocean: Terry, you of all people should know, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.


  • Rusty Ryan: That's right Topher.


  • Danny Ocean: Cut the rope.


  • Basher Tarr: Leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!


  • Danny Ocean: Ted Nugent called he wants his shirt back.


  • Saul Bloom: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel. You will not wake u the following morning.


  • Danny Ocean: Now there's eleven of us, each with an equal share. You do the math.


  • Terry Benedict: I know everything that's happening in my hotels
    Terry Benedict: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
    Danny Ocean: So I should put the towels back?
    Terry Benedict: No, the towels you can keep
    Terry Benedict: No, the towels you can keep.


  • Danny Ocean: Does he make you laugh?
    Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry
    Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.


  • Basher Tarr: Barney Rubble, Trouble.


  • Danny Ocean: Does he make you laugh?
    Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.


  • Frank Catton: "Might as well call it whitejack"
    Frank Catton: Might as well call it whitejack.


  • Basher Tarr: [laughing] They didn't see that shit coming!


  • Saul Bloom: you expect us to just walk out the casino with millions of dollars on us?
    Saul Bloom: You expect us to just walk out the casino with millions of dollars on us?
    Danny Ocean: Yeah.


  • Frank Catton: You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?
    Billy Tim Denham: I'm sorry?
    Frank Catton: You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers.


  • Bartender: How's the game going?
    Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
    Bartender: What?
    Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
    Bartender: Great!


  • Saul Bloom: I can assure you, Mr.Benedict, that your generosity in this matter will not go overlooked
    Saul Bloom: I can assure you, Mr.Benedict, that your generosity in this matter will not go overlooked.


  • Livingston Dell: They'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.


  • Rusty Ryan: did you get the cookies i sent you?
    Rusty Ryan: Did you get the cookies i sent you?
    Danny Ocean: why do you think I came to see you first?
    Danny Ocean: Why do you think I came to see you first?


  • Frank Catton: my, you have lovely hands. do you moisturize?
    Frank Catton: My, you have lovely hands. do you moisturize?


  • Turk Malloy: ten thirty six. get a watch that works.
    Turk Malloy: Ten thirty-six. Get a watch that works.


  • Turk Malloy: hey, watch it, bud!
    Turk Malloy: Hey, watch it, bud!
    Virgil Malloy: who ya callin bud, pal?
    Virgil Malloy: Who ya callin bud, pal?
    Turk Malloy: who ya callin pal, friend?
    Turk Malloy: Who ya callin pal, friend?
    Virgil Malloy: who ya callin freind, jackass?
    Virgil Malloy: Who ya callin friend, jackass?
    Turk Malloy: you did not just call me a jackass.
    Turk Malloy: You did not just call me a jackass.
    Virgil Malloy: i just did call you a jackass.
    Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.


  • Basher Tarr: It will be nice working with proper villains again!


  • Linus Caldwell: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.


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