Ocean's Thirteen Reviews

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August 27, 2009
Now there's just self-fondling fizz -- no, not even that, just a kind of quasi-Zen petulance palmed off as 'cool'
April 23, 2009
A pastry of a movie, airy, insubstantial, and meant to fill in the gaps between heartier meals.
February 28, 2008
Ocean's Thirteen is one long set-up for a wholly unsatisfying and impotent climax.
October 31, 2007
Basically, what you get with Ocean's Thirteen is more of the same, but less.
July 31, 2007
The "Ocean's" series started out popping like the Bellagio. With "Ocean's Thirteen" it has gone as dead as CircusCircus. On a Tuesday afternoon. During a Shriners convention.
July 11, 2007
What Soderbergh thinks is 'style' looks like a travelogue advertising Hell.
July 10, 2007
A subpar A-Team episode with George Clooney as Face.
July 3, 2007
A cocky and condescending indulgence test for anyone who hasn't automatically bought into its faux-cool suave.
June 28, 2007
If This Pays For Another Darfur Benefit, Then So Be It.
June 27, 2007
somewhere between the locker room ass-slapping, the bland heist plot develops, as if it really matters
June 22, 2007
Another spectacle of celebrity narcissism and goofing off which can only be commended for not being quite as unbearable as its thoroughly self-satisfied predecessor.
June 15, 2007
A victim of its own pedigree.
June 14, 2007
If Ocean's Thirteen often seems as budget-bloated and hollow as a Vegas hotel, it still manages to coast on its surface charms. . . . you may not have hit the jackpot, but you didn't get cleaned out, either.
Top Critic
June 13, 2007
Flat, abstruse, predictable and unable to raise your pulse rate higher than a blip on an EKG.
June 12, 2007
Clooney and Pitt provide plenty of eye candy in 'Ocean's Thirteen,' but this third Ocean's adventure often seems incoherent and listless.
June 11, 2007
If Ocean's 13 could treat theaters like clubs then they'd place bouncers at the doors so that only the cool people would be let in. That would definitely cut into profits but it would be in keeping with how the film would like to brand itself...
June 10, 2007
Ugly. Filmed through dirt. Danny's Dead End Kids infiltrate bin Laden's camp and hold him ransom for some old dude who rescued them from an orphanage.
June 9, 2007
How many times can you keep conning the viewers and get away with it?
June 9, 2007
Fantastically smug, empty picture, which comes complete with a nasty-tasting dab of misogyny.
June 9, 2007
Whereas previous Ocean's films have delighted in crossing their audiences, Thirteen barely tries. And when the clever turns predictable ... well, it's no longer clever.
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