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  • Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter what's happening.I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here at around....9 that'd be great
    Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter what's happening. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here at around....9 that'd be great.


  • Milton: I believe you have my stapler.


  • Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?


  • Samir: Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I am just kicking this this piece of shit out the window!
    Michael Bolton: You and me both, man.


  • Milton: I believe you have my stapler.


  • Milton: I believe you have my stapler...


  • Peter Gibbons: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
    Peter Gibbons: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
    Lawrence: (long pause) No.... No, man...Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying somethin like that, man.
    Lawrence: [long pause] No.... No, man...Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying somethin like that, man.


  • Samir: I'm not going to do anything illegal
    Samir: I'm not going to do anything illegal.
    Peter Gibbons: Illegal? Samir, this is America!


  • Lawrence: peter...watch out for your cornhole bud
    Lawrence: [as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.


  • Milton: I could set the building on fire
    Milton: I could set the building on fire.


  • Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


  • Bill Lumbergh: didn't you get the memo
    Bill Lumbergh: Didn't you get the memo?


  • Samir: No one in this country can pronounce my name right. I mean it's not that hard. I mean, 'Ni-i-na-najaad', Niinanajaad.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys.
    Samir: Well, if it bothers you that much, why don't you just go by Mike; instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


  • Milton: Excuse me, but I think you have my stapler.


  • Peter Gibbons: Well I wouldn't really say I'm missing work Bob
    Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.


  • Milton: "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapeler."
    Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.


  • Bill Lumbergh: Yeah........I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
    Bill Lumbergh: Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too.


  • Peter Gibbons: It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care.
    Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.


  • Peter Gibbons: Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.


  • Peter Gibbons: Fuckin' A


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