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On_Line Reviews

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July 11, 2003
It does a good job of portraying the day-to-day life of these online obsessives, but we realize eventually that they are more interesting because they are online.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
March 29, 2004
Read More | Original Score: 0/4
September 18, 2002
The same old 'people are lonely' whining, only with new technology.
Full Review | Original Score: C
June 26, 2003
If On_Line fails as a narrative, at least it can purport to be the first movie showing foreplay-to-climax sex chat masturbation sequences.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
June 24, 2003
The movie epitomizes the problems inherent in attempting to depict new (and constantly morphing) media -- the inevitable obsolescence, the intangible particularities that resist or get lost in translation.
June 27, 2003
Watching On_Line is a dispiriting experience that leaves you with a nagging 'Is that all there is?' feeling about sex in general.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
June 27, 2003
While On Line pretends to be about cyber sex ... it's really about sitcom situations and cyber-schmaltz.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
June 27, 2003
Take away the computers and DSL lines and it's the 1950s of Jules Feiffer and Mike Nichols and Elaine May all over again, without the shrewdness and bite.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
July 11, 2003
There's something so familiar and commonplace about this story and its characters -- and maybe that has something to do with how much the Internet is a part of our everyday lives -- it's hard to get particularly thrilled.
October 3, 2003
Amateurish drivel, which is headed for Skinemax in a hurry.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
June 26, 2003
What lingers here is great sadness for a lost Atari generation.
June 26, 2003
It's really just about a bunch of pathetic losers whiling away the hours with their hands jammed down their pants.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
June 27, 2003
Writer-director Jed Weintrob is so busy trying to make important statements about human relationships in the cyber age that he loses control of his whiny, unlikable characters.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
June 27, 2003
It makes you wonder, is there is a market for soft-porn movies for lonely geeks? Isn't that what computers are for in the first place?
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
July 25, 2003
Weintrob's stylish visuals mimic Web technologies, which succeed in making his characters seem all the more removed from reality. Now if someone would find a way to equip theater seats with a 'delete' key, we could be rid of them completely.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
June 27, 2003
This would-be erotic thriller suffers from the same problem that afflicts so many computer-oriented movies -- namely, that watching characters staring at a screen and typing hardly makes for a thrilling cinematic experience.
June 27, 2003
Structurally innovative, if not terribly insightful, look at sex in the digital age.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
June 27, 2003
A triumph of formula over substance.
July 1, 2003
Doomed by Weintrob's passion for the Web, his passionless characters are little more than manipulated 'bots' -- and audiences, absenting possible hipster appeal, may vote more zeroes than ones for this digital tale.
July 3, 2003
On_Line is the kind of thing I dread -- a movie about digital technology directed by an expert in interactive media and video games.
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