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Once Upon a Girl Reviews

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½ April 16, 2014
Old 70's porn movies are some of the best/worst films you could possibly watch. This is an exceptional one. Picture Scooby Doo meets Deep Throat. Ew.
Super Reviewer
January 3, 2011
Fairy tales get dirty in this movie. The stories are clever and erotic, even though it's animated, and I liked this movie.
February 20, 2010
1976 US Director: Jack Conrad & Don Jurwich
Score: 4
I got some laughs while watching this, I'll admit that. I didn't get any laughs out of the actual comedic elements in the movie, but rather by the parts that were supposed to be taken seriously, but I couldn't no matter how hard I tried. Anyway, this little ditty gives us a cross dressing comedian playing the "actual Mother Goose" who is testifying in her own trial (for disturbing the peace). Her testimony consists of her telling "the real versions" of several classic fairy tales. We viewers see the tales as animated segments. Apparently the "real versions" are pornographic, because that's what we get. The problem is, the humor is dated and falls flat, and the animation is weak. It is the typical animation that I would have expected to see in the TV cartoons of that era. Not horrible, but not really worthy of a feature film. At best this can be considered a curiosity. Seriously though? It's just not worth wasting time on for most people.

Notes: XL-GN Suggested Age: Adults Only
September 11, 2009
One of my all-time favs ? X-rated cartoon with live-action lampooning classic fairy tales. Its probably everything you imagine by that description, plus more! There were a couple of X-rated toons from this era when porn was still fun: Fritz the Cat (decent); Alice in Wonderland (haven't seen); Heavy Traffic (haven't seen); and Tarzoon (haven't seen).
½ September 23, 2008
Alright! Vote #5. Watch the trailer for this. It gives away everything.
½ August 2, 2008
Wow, this was pretty bad. I'm not sure what I expected, but still. It had a few mildly funny quips. The story obviously goes nowhere. It's basically just softcore Disney porn. Which is a very scary thing, indeed.
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