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  • Dr. John Spivey: Do you think there's anything wrong with your mind really?
    Randle McMurphy: Not a thing, doc. I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Chief, just jump up, and put it in the basket. Jump and put it in the basket. No, not you Machini.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: I tried, god dammit. At least I did that.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: You guys complain how much you hate it here, and then don't even have the guts to leave! You're all crazy!


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Harding, give him one of your cigarettes.
    Harding: But it's my last one.
    Randle Patrick McMurphy: That's a fucking lie. Now just give him one.


  • Charlie Cheswick: Rules?! Piss on your fucking rules, Nurse Ratchet!


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Jesus Christ Almighty! Do you nuts wanna play cards or do you wanna fucking jerk off!?


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Want me to take a shit on the floor?


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Jesus, I Must Be Crazy To Be In A Loony-Bin Like This.
    Randle Patrick McMurphy: Jesus, I must be crazy to be in a loony-bin like this.


  • Chief Bromden: Ah, Juicy Fruit...


  • Nurse Mildred Ratched: Your hand is staining my window.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: which one of you nuts has got any guts?
    Randle Patrick McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?


  • Chief Bromden: I knew you wouldnt leave without me
    Chief Bromden: I knew you wouldnt leave without me.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: "Koufax, Koufax kicks, he delivers. Its up the middle its a base hit! Richardson rounding first he's going for second, the balls into deep right center, Davidson over to cut the ball off, here comes the throw Richardson slides, he's in there, HES SAFE! Its a double, Look at Richardson, he's on second base, Koufax is in big fucking trouble, big trouble baby...."
    Randle Patrick McMurphy: Koufax, Koufax kicks, he delivers. Its up the middle its a base hit! Richardson rounding first he's going for second, the balls into deep right center, Davidson over to cut the ball off, here comes the throw Richardson slides, he's in there, HES SAFE! Its a double, Look at Richardson, he's on second base, Koufax is in big fucking trouble, big trouble baby....


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: She was 15 going on 35 Doc and she told me she was 18 she was very willing. I practically had to take to sewing my pants on shut. But once you get that little red beaver right up in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all, and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that and that's why I got into jail to begin with and now there telling me I'm crazy over here cause I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable, don't make a bit of since to me. If that's what's being crazy then, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone down the road wacko, but no more no less, that's it.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: You like to look at other people's cards, huh?
    Martini: Yes.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.


  • Randle Patrick McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?


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