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One for the Money Quotes

  • Stephanie Plum: He looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel...and strapped some heat on him.
    Stephanie Plum: He looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel and strapped some heat on him.
    Stephanie Plum: Sure, I saw an old guy's twig and berries. But at least is bought me a meal that didn't come in a Lunchables box.


  • Joe Morelli: We're ancient history! Like the pyramids, baby!


  • Joseph Morelli: Catch me if you can Cupcake!


  • Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.
    Ranger: I'm on my way.


  • Connie: How are you with the lowlife?


  • Stephanie Plum: Damn skippy!


  • Jackie: Lula, a snack?
    Lula: You always complainin. It's hot. I'm hungry.


  • Lula: "If you want information from Lula, you gon' have to bring her a snack."
    Lula: If you want information from Lula, you gon' have to bring her a snack.


  • Lula: We got this good cop bad cop thing going.. Except were hookers.


  • Stephanie Plum: Hey! Why you messin' with my tasty cakes.


  • Jimmy Alpha: I'm gonna nail Morelli.
    Stephanie Plum: I'm gonna nail Morelli.


  • Stephanie Plum: Hookers... they always know somethin'.


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