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Open Season Quotes

  • Shaw: (looks in the fridge) Someone's been eatin' my candy. (finds his chair knocked over) Somebody's been sittin' in my chair. (smells something and opens the bathroom door) SOMEBODY FORGOT TO FLUSH!
    Shaw: [looks in the fridge] Someone's been eatin' my candy. [finds his chair knocked over] Somebody's been sittin' in my chair. [smells something and opens the bathroom door] SOMEBODY FORGOT TO FLUSH!


  • McSquizzy: Freedom!


  • Giselle: [Smiling at Elliot] Sweet!


  • Boog: Uh... ELLIOT!


  • Boog: Get it off! Like a band-aid! Please!


  • Boog: Get it off, like a band-aid please!
    Elliot: Okay this might hurt a little, and you might want to cover your ears
    Boog: Cover my what- OW!!
    Boog: Cover my what- OW!
    Elliot: Okay scamp off back to the woods little buddy. Oh porcupines.


  • Elliot: These big wood stick things are called trees.
    Elliot: These big rocks are called mountains and little rocks are their babies.
    Boog: Uh... ELLIOT!
    Elliot: Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. "I'm the incredible Mr. E."
    Elliot: Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. 'I'm the incredible Mr. E.'
    Boog: Eliot... please. Whoa!
    Elliot: Look, if you don't use the code names who would I know you would be the one talking to me.


  • Giselle: Sweet!
    McSquizzy: Freedom!!
    McSquizzy: Freedom!
    Boog: Ha ha ha, huh? What?
    Shaw: Hello, Goldilocks! Ha ha ha!
    Elliot: Yeah, bulls eye!
    Elliot: Quick, we need more ammo.


  • Boog: Elliot, catch!
    Elliot: Got it!
    Boog: Fire!
    Elliot: Boog, It's working!
    Boog: Ha ha ha ha, yeah! Look at them run!
    McSquizzy: Send out, Mr. Happy!
    Boog: Who?
    Park Ranger Beth: Gordy, I'm taking home!
    McSquizzy: Oh...Mr. Happy didn't go off.
    Boog: Whoa whoa, we were just supposed to run them into town!
    Elliot: That's right, keep running.


  • Boog: Behold, the mighty grizzly!
    Boog: You know Elliot, This place ain't so bad.
    Elliot: Wait, hold that thought.
    Elliot: Woo-Hoo!


  • Elliot: You alright Elliot?
    Elliot: Um...I'm a little lightheaded.


  • Giselle: Really? I heard you got hit by a truck.


  • Elliot: That, rumor.


  • Elliot: Check it out!


  • Elliot: Ow!


  • Elliot: No means no.


  • Elliot: No.


  • Boog: Dinkleman!


  • Elliot: Shaw!


  • Ian: [Motor sounds]


  • Ian: [Upon seeing the big waterwave coming right at him and the herd] AAAAAAAHHHH! [He and the herd get washed away]


  • Ian: [Repeated line] Ha ha ha!


  • Ian: [To Boog] You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ha ha ha!


  • McSquizzy: [Along with the Furry Tail Clan] OYE!


  • Boog: Ouch!


  • Boog: Keep your tree. I'll find another one.


  • McSquizzy: He got a wee freakish twin growin' out his back!


  • McSquizzy: Look! He got a wee freakish twin growin' out his back! Ha! [He and his army laugh at Boog and Dinkleman]


  • Ian: Hello, Smelliot!


  • Ian: Hello, Smelliot! Ha ha ha! [To his herd] I called him Smelliot! [He and his herd laugh]


  • Boog: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! [Tackles Elliot behind the curtains and starts hurting him]


  • Boog: You chipped a... you chipped a... [Finally loses it] I'm gonna kill you!


  • Elliot: I chipped a hoof!


  • Elliot: I chipped a hoof !
    Elliot: I chipped a hoof!
    Boog: you chipped..... you chipped a, IM GUNNA KILL YOU !!!!
    Boog: You chipped... you chipped a... I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!


  • Boog: I never hold a grudge. I just let it go.


  • Ian: Whoa!


  • Boog: I got ten claws and I ain't afraid of you.


  • Boog: I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please.


  • Boog: Outside?


  • Elliot: Well, then let's go!


  • Gordy: [When Boog and Elliot were partying in the Puni Mart, and Elliot escapes] Freeze!
    Gordy: [when Boog and Elliot were partying in the Puni Mart, and Elliot escapes] Freeze!


  • Elliot: That's nothing!


  • Elliot: Trust me!


  • Shaw: Argh!


  • Elliot: OH! I get it! You're like a pet! Ha ha ha!


  • Boog: No problem!


  • Boog: You got it all twisted.


  • Reilly: [Referring to Boog, who's hugging Beth] What's he doing?


  • Park Ranger Beth: I'm so proud of you.


  • Park Ranger Beth: Oh. [Chuckles] You are home. [Hugs Boog] I'm so proud of you.


  • McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?


  • Elliot: She's his mom. She's taking us home.


  • Reilly: [As Boog and Beth hug each other] What's he doing?
    McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?
    Elliot: No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.


  • Elliot: No! That one doesn't have me in it!


  • Elliot: Now, you can watch all the moments with me, the Incredible Mr. E!


  • Boog: Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!


  • Boog: We ain't doin' no show.


  • Boog: [Exasperated sigh]


  • Gordy: You are not his mother, Beth.


  • Boog: Elliot, let the nice people enjoy the show.


  • Boog: All right, he's gone. Now get out.


  • Park Ranger Beth: [To Boog] What am I gonna do with you?
    Park Ranger Beth: [to Boog] What am I gonna do with you?


  • Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
    Park Ranger Beth: I'm not mothering him!
    Boog: [Taps on the window and smiles while waving at Beth]
    Park Ranger Beth: Excuse me. [Yelling] Go to bed, Boog!
    Park Ranger Beth: Excuse me. [yelling] Go to bed, Boog!
    Boog: [Gets startled and throws up on the window]
    Boog: [gets startled and throws up on the window]


  • Gordy: You're under arrest, Shaw!


  • Boog: I can't snap.


  • Boog: [Upon spotting one of the big trees in the Timberline National Forest] Hmm. Alright. [Cracks his knuckles] I can do this! Ha ha ha ha. No problem.
    Boog: [upon spotting one of the big trees in the Timberline National Forest] Hmm. Alright. [cracks his knuckles] I can do this! Ha ha ha ha. No problem.


  • Shaw: Show's over, you four-legged freaks of nature.


  • Boog: All right. I can do this!


  • Boog: [Seeing a flower right in front of him in the forest] Pretty.


  • Boog: Get out of here!
    Elliot: Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.
    Boog: Thank you?!
    Elliot: You're welcome.


  • Bobbie: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] We had him fixed.


  • McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!


  • Park Ranger Beth: [Referring to Shaw] That guy really chaps my khakis.


  • Boog: [To McSquizzy] We're gonna need your nuts.
    Elliot: And your acorns too!


  • Elliot: [To Boog, after Mr. Weenie tells the wilds to take him with them] Wow.


  • Elliot: Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck! I'm a duck!


  • Shaw: [Seeing Elliot walk on two legs] It walks... like a man!


  • Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
    Boog: I'm nobody's pet.
    Elliot: [Holds up Boog's bowl] Right.


  • Gordy: Shaw. Hunting season doesn't start for three days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
    Shaw: What? It ain't me fault. He ran right in front of my truck.
    Gordy: Where, on the interstate?
    Shaw: [Laughs] Sorta.


  • Boog: [Holding Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?
    Elliot: Wait. Don't tell me. I know this one...
    Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!
    Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.


  • Boog: [Realises he is in the Timberline forest] Where's home? It's gone! Somebody stole it!


  • Elliot: It's just like riding a bicycle, only you're crapping on it.


  • Shaw: [Enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [Sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sittin' in my chair! [Looks in the bathroom] Somebody forgot to flush! Grrr!


  • Boog: Give it up for Boog!


  • Elliot: I have a glass eye.


  • Elliot: Ian's right. I'm a loser.
    Boog: No, you're not a loser.
    Elliot: Yes I am!
    Boog: No you're not!
    Elliot: Yes!
    Boog: No!
    Elliot: Trust me! You know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
    Boog: Uhh... a loser. But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.
    Elliot: That's nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!


  • Shaw: [Attacking Boog with his hunting knife] Come on, mama's beae! You can do better than that! Let's see what ya got!


  • Boog: [After hitting Shaw with a golf club] Ha ha ha! Oh yeah! Don't mess with the Boogster.
    Boog: [after hitting Shaw with a golf club] Ha ha ha! Oh yeah! Don't mess with the Boogster.


  • Elliot: Aha. It's the signal.


  • Boog: Naw, naw, cornflake. You got it all twisted. This here is my home.
    Elliot: Sweet!
    Boog: Now haul your butt back out that window. [Points]
    Boog: Now haul your butt back out that window. [points]


  • Elliot: [About Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two.
    Elliot: [about Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two.


  • Gordy: Freeze.
    Boog: [Drunk on sugar] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [Passes out]
    Boog: [drunk on sugar] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [passes out]


  • Boog: I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please!
    Elliot: Well, then let's go!
    Boog: Uh... outside?


  • Boog: I'm warnin' you. I got 10 claws and I ain't afraid of you.


  • Bobbie: Some people can just jibber-jabber 'til the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? '''Til the cows come home?'' Where have the cows been?
    Bobbie: Some people can just jibber-jabber 'til the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? ''Til the cows come home?' Where have the cows been?


  • Ian: Herd, let's bound!


  • Elliot: [To Ian] l had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how's the knee?


  • Boog: [To Elliot] Now haul your butt back out that window.


  • Giselle: [Kicking a hunter in the face] Hi-ya!


  • Elliot: What's a Shaw?
    Boog: Only the nastiest hunter in town.


  • Shaw: Come back for your bear, Goldilocks?


  • Shaw: [Mumbling] Deers, skunks, beavers...


  • Elliot: Guys, it's not his fault.
    Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
    Elliot: My fault?
    Boog: Yeah. If it weren't for you, I'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
    Elliot: I-- no. ...Okay. Okay, maybe-- I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.
    Boog: Oh, man! I-- I trusted you, Elliot.
    Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog. I-- we're still partners, right?
    Boog: You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.


  • Boog: Stupid nature.


  • Elliot: Want a Fishy Cracker?
    Boog: Uh, no. Uh, I'll eat when I get home.


  • Shaw: [About Mr. Weenie] Dont' trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya!
    Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.


  • Elliot: Wow. Giselle.


  • Bobbie: Come on, Mr. Weenie. Beg. You can do it. Come on. Beg. Bob, he won't listen. Bob, show him how to beg.


  • Elliot: Psst! Giselle!
    Giselle: Elliot?
    Elliot: Hey, gorgeous! How you doin'?


  • McSquizzy: This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!


  • Elliot: Hey, Boog, look! No hands! I think I'm getting a sunburn though.


  • McSquizzy: [Noticing Dinkleman on Boog's back] Look! He's got a wee freakish twin growing out his back! Ha! [Starts laughing, along with the Furry Tail Clan]


  • Gordy: Shaw, you're under arrest!


  • Boog: [Before passing out when tranquilized by Beth] Buttermilk biscuits...


  • Boog: [Choking Elliot and hitting his head on the ground, who keeps saying "ow"] You're-ruining-my-show!
    Boog: [Choking Elliot and hitting his head on the ground, who keeps saying 'ow'] You're-ruining-my-show!


  • Shaw: Show's over, you four-legged freaks of nature.


  • Elliot: I chipped a hoof.


  • Park Ranger Beth: [When the audience runs off and think Boog is killing Elliot] Stay calm! STAY CALM!!!
    Park Ranger Beth: [When the audience runs off and think Boog is killing Elliot] Stay calm! STAY CALM!


  • Boog: Out of the coat.
    Elliot: No.
    Boog: Take it off.
    Elliot: No!
    Boog: Take off the coat.
    Elliot: No means no!


  • Park Ranger Beth: [About Boog ransacking the Puni Mart] I am so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.
    Gordy: What if he had hurt somebody?
    Park Ranger Beth: Gordy, please. We're talking about Boog here.


  • Boog: It's a whole Woo Hoo village.


  • Elliot: I know where there's a bunch of them, but you gotta go... [Sniffing] Outside. [Sniffing] Inside. Outside. Inside. Outside.


  • Elliot: Is Dinkleman your doll?


  • Elliot: [After Boog tells him the garage is his home] Sweet.


  • Park Ranger Beth: [After telling Boog it's his bedtime] Boog. Mr. Dinkleman's waiting.


  • Boog: [Singing his own version of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] If you go out in the woods today, there's gonna-- [hiccups] Be some fries [laughs]
    Boog: [Singing his own version of 'The Teddy Bears' Picnic'] If you go out in the woods today, there's gonna-- [hiccups] Be some fries [laughs]


  • Elliot: [About the movie] Hey, let's watch it in French!


  • Boog: [Waiting for Beth in the jeep] Where is that girl?


  • Park Ranger Beth: We rocked that house, didn't we, Boog?


  • Shaw: [Singing] You can say I'm in love / You could say I'm insane / But no one understands me like my darlin' Lorraine
    Shaw: [Singing] You can say I'm in love / You could say I'm insane / But no one understands me like my darlin' Lorraine.


  • Elliot: [About a cup of coffee he found while in a dumpster] It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!


  • McSquizzy: Try it again, I'll be kickin' your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt at Boog]
    Boog: What?! But this is a different tree!
    McSquizzy: They're ALL my trees!


  • McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in!


  • Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up.
    Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you 'Boogster,' and you can call me 'The Incredible Mr. E.' You like that? I just made it up.


  • Boog: The Woo Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.


  • Boog: [After waking up face-to-face with a flower in the Timberline National Forest] Ooh, pretty.


  • Boog: We've been walkin' around in circles?
    Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.


  • Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
    Boog: Ahh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
    Elliot: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
    Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
    Elliot: I have a glass eye.
    Boog: I can't snap.
    Elliot: I thought log was a color.
    Boog: I can't see my feet!
    Elliot: I killed a man! [he and Boog both laugh]


  • Reilly: [as the wilds encounter a growling Mr. Weenie] It's a pet! He'll give us away!


  • Ian: Herd! Circle formation! [they make an oval shape] You pinheads! That's an oval! More... circley! [they make a circle shape]


  • Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!


  • Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.


  • McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!


  • Boog: [sees Dinkleman in his garage] Hey! What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up!


  • McSquizzy: Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran!


  • Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
    Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.


  • Reilly: Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
    Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.


  • Elliot: I feel a little light-headed.


  • Boog: When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!


  • Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
    Park Ranger Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... that is, I think he'll--
    Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.


  • Shaw: Somebody forgot to flush!


  • Boog: [to McSquizzy and the Furry Tail Clan] That's it! You're askin' for a whoopin'!


  • Elliot: Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.


  • Boog: This is my home.


  • Boog: [smelling Elliot, who is strapped to Shaw's truck and appears dead] Whew! That's nasty!


  • Boog: [during the fight with the hunters] Gas mask.
    Reilly: Got it.


  • McSquizzy: [hitting Boog with an acorn] That was a warnin', all right?


  • Elliot: [referring to Ian] Don't listen to him, Boog.


  • Elliot: [in slow motion; lighting the marshmallows during the fight with the hunters] Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...


  • Reilly: HA HA HA!


  • Boog: All right. Time to run these guys back to town.


  • Shaw: [to Dinkleman] So you think you're so tough, huh? And you know what I think? I think you're still just a mama's bear!


  • Boog: [Elliot has hit Shaw with a pillow] A pillow?! Come on!


  • Boog: Boog is sorry.


  • Elliot: Oh, crud.


  • Boog: [losing Dinkleman in the water] DINKLEMAN!


  • Park Ranger Beth: [whispering] Good night, Boog.


  • Boog: [to Elliot] Shut the-- shut the-- I'm gonna kill you!
    Boog: [to Elliot] Shut the - shut the. I'm gonna kill you!


  • Shaw: There's somethin' wrong goin' on here.


  • Boog: [sees a mad Beth in Gordy's police car] Uh-oh! Back up quick, before she sees me!


  • Park Ranger Beth: Morning, Gordy.
    Gordy: Mornin', Beth.


  • Gordy: Shaw! Put that weapon down!


  • Gordy: [before driving away] Good night, Beth.


  • Park Ranger Beth: You're in big trouble, mister!
    Boog: Shush!


  • Boog: Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.


  • Boog: Oh, no. I never hold a grudge. I just let it go.


  • Boog: [drunk on chocolate] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]
    Boog: [drunk on chocolate] Behold... the mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]


  • Ian: Oh! I've heard of you! You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel! Ha ha ha!


  • Ian: I told you to leave the herd. And to never, ever, ever...
    Elliot: Ever?
    Ian: Never, ever, ever come back!


  • Elliot: Can I?
    Ian: Go for it, Smelliot.
    Elliot: CHAAAAAARGE!
    Elliot: CHARGE!


  • Park Ranger Beth: [seeing that Boog and the wilds are attacking the hunters] Gordy, I'm bringing him home.


  • Boog: Alright! Show me your "Grr" face!
    Boog: Alright! Show me your 'Grr' face!


  • Elliot: Bullseye!


  • McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!


  • Shaw: [realising he's on the top of Bob and Bobbie's RV] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


  • Shaw: They can't tell me what I'm seein', 'cause only I know what I'm seein'.


  • Park Ranger Beth: You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw!


  • Boog: No denyin'. That girl's got growl. But can she get down like this?


  • Park Ranger Beth: Now that's a roar, Boog.


  • Gordy: Shaw, you've been living in the woods too long.


  • Elliot: Buddy? He called me buddy!


  • Park Ranger Beth: You are home.


  • Boog: [during a rabbit fight] Oh yeah? Well, eat rabbit!


  • Boog: Timberline is missing!


  • Elliot: You're funny! I was like, "No way," and then I was like, "Uh-huh!"
    Elliot: You're funny! I was like, 'No way,' and then I was like, 'Uh-huh!'


  • Boog: Where's my home? Somebody stole it!
    Elliot: Hey. Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face]


  • Park Ranger Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog! Straight to bed! Now!


  • Shaw: [seeing Elliot walk on all fours] You! It walks! Like a man!


  • Elliot: I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in "Whoo-hoo!"
    Elliot: I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in 'Whoo-hoo!'


  • Park Ranger Beth: Cuff him, Gordy!
    Shaw: Oh, the girl scouts are here!
    Park Ranger Beth: He's at it again!
    Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are ya doin' with that buck on your hood?
    Shaw: What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck.
    Gordy: Where? On the interstate?
    Shaw: [having a flashback of him hitting Elliot with his truck] Heh heh heh. Sort of.
    Park Ranger Beth: [annoyed] Ugh...


  • Giselle: [kicking a hunter in the face] Hi-ya!


  • Bobbie: Bob, we've been robbed! And they took Mr. Weenie!


  • Boog: Let's go kick some hunter bahookey!


  • Elliot: I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.
    Boog: Thank you?!
    Elliot: You're welcome, buddy.
    Boog: Grrr!


  • Boog: Don't mess with the Boogster!


  • Gordy: Shaw, you're under arrest!


  • Elliot: Are you sure about this?
    Ian: This, uh, this is awkward.
    Elliot: Yes. Yes, it is.


  • Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
    Park Ranger Beth: I'm not mothering him.


  • Shaw: Tree hugger!
    Park Ranger Beth: Knuckle dragger!
    Shaw: Veggie burger!
    Gordy: Alright, alright. That's enough, you two.


  • Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
    Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.


  • Elliot: I come in peace.


  • Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!


  • McSquizzy: Freedom!


  • Giselle: Sweet.


  • Ian: You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loserer.


  • Park Ranger Beth: Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis!


  • Shaw: Looks like you're goin' from one grill to another.


  • McSquizzy: Ready! Fire!


  • Shaw: Hello, Goldilocks.


  • Boog: Big money got to come. Come on.


  • Boog: Behold, the Mighty Grizzly!
    Boog: Behold, the mighty grizzly.


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