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  • Det. Allen Gamble: Great guy huge bush
    Det. Allen Gamble: Great guy huge bush.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: It's 9:15, let's have a great day everybody!
    Jimmy: Cut the shit!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: I don't like you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I'd swim out to the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! Then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: What?
    Det. Allen Gamble: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."
    Det. Terry Hoitz: No.
    Det. Allen Gamble: Put on a little jacket, you go, you take you lunch cause you have big boy pants on? You got your big boy pants and your snack? I can say big loud things! I can be demonstrative!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop!
    Det. Allen Gamble: We don't, we don't do this!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: You're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it!
    Det. Allen Gamble: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Bye Shiela!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: I'm about to do you grandpa style.


  • Fosse: Hope you like jail food. And penis.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: If you touch him one more time, I'll beat you with Allen's head.
    Det. Allen Gamble: No he's won't. He's just using a hyperbole but that's a really weird example.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: What is it with you and hot women?


  • Det. Allen Gamble: These braised short ribs taste like a dogs asshole. What kind of woman would slow roast a dogs asshole, and serve it to her husband?


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock and I gotta fly
    Det. Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock and I gotta fly.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Christinith!! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Christinith! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!
    Hal: Christinith! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: lf we were in the wild, l would attack you.Even if you weren't in my food chain, l would go out of my way to attack you.lf l were a lion, and you were a tuna, l would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then l'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: lf we were in the wild, l would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, l would go out of my way to attack you. lf l were a lion, and you were a tuna, l would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then l'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
    Det. Allen Gamble: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. lf you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.But you find yourself in the ocean,20-foot waves, l'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa,coming up against a full-grown,800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what? You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated.
    Det. Allen Gamble: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. lf you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves, l'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa,coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what? You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Yeah?
    Det. Allen Gamble: And said, ''You know what?''Lion tastes good.Let's go get some more lion.' 'We've developed a systemo establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
    Det. Allen Gamble: And said, 'ou know what?' Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion.' 'We've developed a systemo establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
    Det. Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. lt's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop humming that song!


  • Dr. Sheila Gamble: Pimps don't cry...they don't ever shed a tear.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Gator don't take no shit!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Why do you say it like it's a pre-determined thing?


  • Capt. Gene Mauch: Hey! Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: The cucumber accents the water in such a way.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: You are under arrest. Anything you do or say can be used umm
    Det. Allen Gamble: You are under arrest. Anything you do or say can be used umm.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: As a flotation device.
    Det. Allen Gamble: Wow, you know what that's very funny.


  • Narrator: in new york theres a fine line between law and chaos on that line live danson and highsmith
    Narrator: [first lines] Narrator: In New York City there's a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
    Narrator: [first lines] In New York City there's a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: I always have Little River Band.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Sorry Capt. Gene
    Det. Allen Gamble: Sorry Capt. Gene.
    Capt. Gene Mauch: Just Capt. Not Capt. Gene , I dont have a kiddie show, it sounds creepy
    Capt. Gene Mauch: Just Capt. Not Capt. Gene , I dont have a kiddie show, it sounds creepy.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: but do you get what's funny about it?
    Det. Allen Gamble: But do you get what's funny about it?


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Who are you?
    Det. Allen Gamble: That's my wife.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: OMG. You are a pimp
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: What? God, no. No, I'm just trying to help a friend
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: What? God, no. No, I'm just trying to help a friend.


  • Hal: HEY! You get back here, and you make love to my wife!


  • Fosse: Yo Bilbo Baggins, where ya shoes?


  • Christinith: IT'S CHRISTINITH!! ARE YOU STUPID OR ARE YOU DEAF?
    Christinith: It's Christinith, are you stupid or are you deaf?!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: STOP HUMMING THAT SONG!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Guys i wanna say something right now, it's about a man who came from Austria who had a dream.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Guys I wanna say something right now, it's about a man who came from Austria who had a dream.
    Det. Christopher Danson: Guys I wanna say something right now, it's about a man who came from Austria who had a dream.
    Martin: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Let me finish. He became a champion and then a movie star, He-
    Det. Christopher Danson: Let me finish. He became a champion and then a movie star, He-
    Fosse: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: God Damn It! let me finish, they ruined the story. The point is we couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, answering the phones all that stupid shit we don't like to do.
    Det. Christopher Danson: God Damn It! let me finish, they ruined the story. The point is we couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, answering the phones all that stupid shit we don't like to do.
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: All the gun fights, all the car chases, all the sex we don't wanna have with women but we have to. All do to what you guys do, Thank You.
    Det. Allen Gamble: And we'd do it again, and again.
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: Hey, Hey, Hey you shut your face! if we wanna hear you talk i will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. Ya hear me? Ya hear me? Cash Bar.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Peace out Bitches.
    Det. Christopher Danson: Peace out Bitches.


  • Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent, But i wanna hear you scream!
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent. But I wanna hear you scream!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: What?
    Det. Allen Gamble: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on." We don't do that shit!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop! Stop it man, you're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it!
    Det. Allen Gamble: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: You gotta be kidding me! You can't keep me cooped up in here all day! I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: There are a lot of good things in life, like uh, SODA POP, nice big can of SODA POP
    Det. Allen Gamble: There are a lot of good things in life, like uh, SODA POP, nice big can of SODA POP.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: And when I come back, and bust your ass, we're locking David Ershon in the federal reserve!
    Det. Allen Gamble: He still doesn't understand the concept.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: That's a wooden gun! *laughs*
    Det. Terry Hoitz: That's a wooden gun! [laughs]
    Det. Allen Gamble: *hits Hoitz on the nose with the gun*
    Det. Allen Gamble: [hits Hoitz on the nose with the gun]
    Det. Terry Hoitz: *OW!* That hurt man!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: OW! That hurt man!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: You feel that Allen? Huh? That tingling in your balls, big amount of butterflies fluttering around your stomach?
    Det. Allen Gamble: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?


  • David Ershon: there gonna kill me and then they will kill you.
    David Ershon: There gonna kill me and then they will kill you.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: well i'm gonna kill you first!
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Well I'm gonna kill you first!
    David Ershon: and then they will kill me
    David Ershon: And then they will kill me.


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Damnit, Bob! Let me ask you, what do you do around here other than interrupt people?
    Bob Littleford: Well, I serve as treasurer to the Union. I, uh, make a wicked pot of decaf.
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Exactly! You're a worthless piece of shit!
    Bob Littleford: You're probably right, Terry. That's why I feel so sad all the time. I think I'll take a walk.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: We might as well call ourselves the Febreeze Brothers because it's feeling so fresh right now.


  • Det. Allen Gamble: I thinks we've all experienced our own ballet today. A ballet of emotion, and feelings..
    Francine: You're kind of making it worse.
    Det. Allen Gamble: *walks away awkwardly*


  • Roger Wesley: "If you don't shut up, I'll cut your ear off with a butter knife!"
    Roger Wesley: If you don't shut up, I'll cut your ear off with a butter knife!


  • Capt. Gene Mauch: "This paperwork is like Bob's wife here, stick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it! No offence Bob"
    Capt. Gene Mauch: This paperwork is like Bob's wife here, thick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it! No offence Bob.
    Bob Littleford: "Dahh it's alright"
    Bob Littleford: Dahh it's alright.


  • Hal: "Beoop beoop beoop! Arnold Palmer alert, Arnold Palmer alert, who wants some Arnie Palmies?
    Hal: Beoop beoop beoop! Arnold Palmer alert, Arnold Palmer alert! Who wants some Arnie Palmies?
    Christinith: "Hal, just place it down please"
    Christinith: Hal, just place it down please.
    Hal: "Alrighty"
    Hal: Alrighty.
    Christinith: "Uhooo, aha, I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with ANYONE since"
    Christinith: Uhooo, aha, I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with ANYONE since.
    Det. Allen Gamble: "Christinith, your husband, it's weird"
    Det. Allen Gamble: Christinith, your husband, it's weird.
    Christinith: "Oh no, he knows all"
    Christinith: Oh no, he knows all.
    Hal: "Your a lucky dog, huh huh huh"
    Hal: Your a lucky dog, huh huh.
    Hal: You're a lucky dog, huh huh.


  • Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent, but I wanna here you scream!
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent, but I wanna hear you scream!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Even if you weren't in my food chain, I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I?d bang your tuna girlfriend
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Even if you weren't in my food chain, I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I'd bang your tuna girlfriend


  • Det. Christopher Danson: You know what I'm thinking?
    Det. P.K. Highsmith: Aim for the bushes.


  • Dr. Sheila Gamble: When I saw you...you know what I said to myself? 'This is no pimp. Pimps don't cry'


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: "I'm a Peacock you gotta let me fly!!!


  • Det. Allen Gamble: Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!


  • Det. P.K. Highsmith: Did someone call 9-1-holy shit!


  • Det. Terry Hoitz: Bye, Sheila
    Det. Terry Hoitz: Bye, Sheila.


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