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Our Idiot Brother Quotes

  • Jeremy: She's reading. A kind of novelization of Us Weekly.

  • Miranda: No, he's nobody. That's my brother, Ned.

  • Ned: I live my life a certain way. And that is, I like to think ig you put your trust out there, I mean you give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, they'll want to live up to it. It doesn't always work out, clearly, but I think that if you do people will rise to the occasion.

  • Jeremy: Just cause you're straight doesn't make you homophobic
    Jeremy: Just cause you're straight doesn't make you homophobic.

  • Omar: I..... am..... your..... parole..... officer.....
    Ned: Why are you talking like that?
    Omar: Oh, well I thought, since you sold grass to an officer in uniform, that you might be retarded.

  • Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
    Ned: Such a cliche.

  • Cindy: Who's the man?
    Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
    Ned: You are?
    Ned: I'm the man!
    Cindy: Who's the man, Ned?
    Cindy: Louder!
    Ned: Uh, Jesus, me.
    Cindy: Yes, say it. Who's the man?
    Cindy: Yes.
    Ned: Who's the man...
    Cindy: Who's the...no say it, I'm the man.
    Ned: You're the man.
    Cindy: You're the man!
    Ned: I'm the man.
    Ned: That's right.
    Cindy: Say it!
    Cindy: Louder!
    Ned: I'm the man!!
    Cindy: Yes! Come on!

  • Ned: [to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.

  • Ned: They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.
    Ned: They let me go early! I won 'Most Cooperative Inmate', four months running.

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