Raph (former WWE wrestler Al Snow) and Max (John Wells) only kill bad guys, and only after their boss Sam (Katie Stewart), a high-powered attorney, has cashed a nice paycheck for getting her sleazy clients off the hook. It's hard being a hit man; at least that's Raph's take on the situation. Especially when he finds himself in hot water for forgetting his son's ninth birthday. Luckily Max is there to help his friend scramble to get things together for the kid's big day. But when Sam sends the duo on a last-minute job, the two friends find themselves locked in a laboratory with a team of terrified researchers. It's a classic tale of science gone awry, zombie alien style. And it's up to our heroes to save the day - and try not to become zalien drones in the process! But the trouble they've gotten themselves into is nothing compared to the wrath of Raph's wife if he doesn't make it home in time for his son's birthday party. Being a good hit man is tough; being a good dad is killer!