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Parental Guidance Quotes

  • Artie Decker: I don't feel welcome here.


  • Diane Decker: After your kids grow up, your husband is the one who stays.


  • Artie Decker: Don't call me grandpa, Call me Artie
    Artie Decker: Don't call me grandpa, Call me Artie.
    Barker: Can I call you Fartie
    Barker: Can I call you Fartie?


  • Artie Decker: I taught them how to shave! Show 'em your legs Boys!


  • Diane Decker: *To Violin Teacher* If you EVER speak to my Granddaughter like that again..There will be nothing left of you but some red hair and an accent..Is that clear comrade?
    Diane Decker: [to Violin Teacher] If you EVER speak to my Granddaughter like that again..There will be nothing left of you but some red hair and an accent... Is that clear comrade?


  • Diane Decker: You gotta shape up Artie! You know what Grandparenting is? A Second chance!


  • Diane Decker: After your kids grow up..Your husband is the one who stays!
    Diane Decker: After your kids grow up... Your husband is the one who stays!


  • Alice Simmons: That's not bad!
    Diane Decker: Not Bad? She looks like a 12 year old widow!


  • Artie Decker: Ok I tell you what..Don't call me Grandpa..Call me Artie!
    Artie Decker: Ok I tell you what... Don't call me Grandpa... Call me Artie!
    Barker: Can I call you Fartie?


  • Artie Decker: I'm not going!
    Diane Decker: You're going!
    Artie Decker: That's what I meant!


  • Harper Simmons: You lied to me! Yogurt is not like Ice-cream!!!
    Harper Simmons: You lied to me! Yogurt is not like Ice-cream!


  • Diane Decker: *looks at Artie when he doesn't know he has paint on his face* What's wrong with your face?
    Diane Decker: [looks at Artie when he doesn't know he has paint on his face] What's wrong with your face?
    Artie Decker: Oh and you're such a pleasure in the morning?!
    Artie Decker: Oh and you're such a pleasure in the morning?


  • Artie Decker: Oh it's project Runway..Take off those shoes and i'll give you a dollar.
    Artie Decker: Oh it's project Runway..Take off those shoes and I'll give you a dollar.
    Barker: 5
    Barker: 5.
    Artie Decker: 2:50
    Artie Decker: 2.50
    Barker: Deal
    Barker: Deal.


  • Artie Decker: I don't think these kids like me
    Artie Decker: I don't think these kids like me.
    Diane Decker: They have to know you better before they don't like you!


  • Harper: We are so past weird!


  • Artie Decker: Love is Blind and spparently so is Carlos.


  • Artie Decker: Tony Hawk Man, how you doin?


  • Diane Decker: Our grandchildren are gonna love me!
    Artie Decker: What about me?
    Diane Decker: That's your problem.


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