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Parenthood Quotes

  • Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.


  • Susan: We're Power-Eating.


  • Screaming Co-ed: It's Kevin Buckman!


  • Tod: Did I win?


  • Julie: If he thinks after this that I'm having his baby, he's crazy!


  • Gil Buckman: What say later, after the kids are asleep, I wear this outfit?


  • Kevin: Why did you make me play second base?


  • David Brodsky: Dazzle me!


  • Nathan: Ah! Close to you!


  • Tod: That's one horny little dude!


  • Grandma: Some like the merry-go-round, but where do you get with that-just round and round. I like the roller coaster.


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