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Parker Reviews

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February 6, 2014
Randomly in the future you'll come upon it late one night on Starz, watch twenty minutes or so, then change the channel.
Full Review | Original Score: C
July 18, 2013
A little more energy behind the camera and a different leading lady and Parker could have been something great. As it stands it's a treat for Statham fans only.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
July 13, 2013
As a tasty but un-nourishing rehash, it's not bad.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
May 22, 2013
The movie seems to suffer from a misguided attempt to chase the female demo.
Read More | Original Score: 4/10
May 21, 2013
The action flick doesn't do much to wow you, but keeps things exciting.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
May 20, 2013
Calling "Parker" run-of-the-mill insults the pleasures of the potboilers it's trying to emulate. It feels like the product of misfits who broke into a mill shuttered on the edge of town and fired up the machines without understanding how they work.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
May 5, 2013
Parker is a functional enough actioner but lacks pizzazz.
April 23, 2013
Hackford brings a sense of style and sure-handedness to the proceedings that is uncommon for films of this genre.
Full Review | Original Score: B
April 15, 2013
Parker is well executed, ultimately entertaining and totally consumable but hardly groundbreaking as action thrillers go.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
March 19, 2013
Even adding Jennifer Lopez to the mix in time for her to strip and show off her infamous rear doesn't add much in the way of silver screen sizzle.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 14, 2013
Statham puts the fun back into discriminate, pornographic violence.
March 13, 2013
If Statham harbours ambitions of making a career-defining action thriller, Parker has to be seen as another opportunity lost.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 9, 2013
...to see [Lopez] wasted here, forced to behave girlishly and neurotically and eventually become a hostage, is insulting.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5
March 9, 2013
We like you, Jason. You're perfectly acceptable in near-silent, pseudo-Asian action nonsense. But you, sir, are no Lee Marvin.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 8, 2013
Hackford approaches his task as if he's seen one of the duffer Elmore Leonard movie adaptations of recent years, or at least had one described to him.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 8, 2013
The film has some bone-crunchingly good action sequences, one decent one-liner and it's all daftly watchable, but one suspects that this is more of a career high point for Statham than for Hackford.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 8, 2013
Works well enough to prove [Statham] has more than physically demanding stunts in him.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 8, 2013
Far better made than it has any right to be, this cheesy 70s-style thriller is given a thoroughly engaging kick by veteran filmmaker Hackford working outside his usual dramatic genre.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
March 8, 2013
Slick, refined and so polished you can damn near make out your reflection on Statham's forehead.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
March 7, 2013
A mediocre, poorly paced thriller ...
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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