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Parker Reviews

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February 6, 2014
Randomly in the future you'll come upon it late one night on Starz, watch twenty minutes or so, then change the channel.
Full Review | Original Score: C
March 8, 2013
Hackford approaches his task as if he's seen one of the duffer Elmore Leonard movie adaptations of recent years, or at least had one described to him.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
February 28, 2013
"Parker" quickly settles into a lurching routine of explosive, predictable set pieces.
Full Review | Original Score: **
January 25, 2013
Parker turns out to be a big letdown as it brings nothing new to the crime thriller genre, and it is not likely to stay with you long after the credits have finished.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
January 28, 2013
Oh Jason Statham, will you ever stop making the same movie over and over again?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 24, 2013
Isn't as fun as we've come to expect from a typical Jason Statham movie, and isn't as classy as we've come to expect from an atypical one.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
January 28, 2013
The performances aren't to blame here, but unfortunately everything else is: bad story, worse script, and useless subplots make "Parker" an action ride for which you won't want a ticket.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 28, 2013
Statham is ever-reliable as a leading tough guy, but he gets saddled with the unwinnable task of teaming up with a silly, unnecessary sidekick played by Jennifer Lopez.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 19, 2013
As an especial embarrassment, here Jason Statham's superficial manipulability is put in service of corny capering and costuming.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
March 9, 2013
We like you, Jason. You're perfectly acceptable in near-silent, pseudo-Asian action nonsense. But you, sir, are no Lee Marvin.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 25, 2013
They make Statham talk too much. And Lopez? Thanks for stripping.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
May 22, 2013
The movie seems to suffer from a misguided attempt to chase the female demo.
Read More | Original Score: 4/10
March 13, 2013
If Statham harbours ambitions of making a career-defining action thriller, Parker has to be seen as another opportunity lost.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 19, 2013
Even adding Jennifer Lopez to the mix in time for her to strip and show off her infamous rear doesn't add much in the way of silver screen sizzle.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 25, 2013
The action scenes are crisply directed, brutal, and invigorating. There are several of them and, in the aftermath of two, Parker is left a bloody mess.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
January 23, 2013
If you've ever wanted to see the camel that's the result of that proverbial horse-building committee, check out Parker -- and the hump, you'll pardon the expression, is the character played by Jennifer Lopez.
January 24, 2013
The most distinctive thing about "Parker" is its title.
March 7, 2013
Things get off to a flying start, but you just know your luck isn't going to hold.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 25, 2013
Though Parker starts off fairly strong, the action gets more predictable as it meanders toward its conclusion.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
January 25, 2013
This is classic grindhouse material pretending to be something it's not.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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