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    1. Graeme Willy: How can I understand you; are you using some sort of neuro-language router?
    2. Paul: Or, maybe I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot!
    – Submitted by Lord Diego John Tutweiller o (10 months ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: Why would Jesus want to shoot Charles Darwin?
    – Submitted by Tom D (10 months ago)
    1. Moses Buggs: The Good Lord is the only doctor she'll ever need.
    2. Agent Zoil: Copy that!
    – Submitted by Tom D (10 months ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: No, no he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.
    – Submitted by Tom D (10 months ago)
    1. Gus: You guys should of givin her four tits
    2. Graeme Willy: That's just sick!
    – Submitted by Connor N (11 months ago)
    1. Adam Shadowchild Fan: Can you sign my book?
    2. Adam Shadowchild: Did you write it?
    3. Adam Shadowchild Fan: No.
    4. Adam Shadowchild: Then fuck off.
    – Submitted by Connor N (11 months ago)
    1. Paul: You'll know it when you see it.
    – Submitted by open 7 (16 months ago)
    1. Paul: Clive likes boning space bears!
    – Submitted by Max K (20 months ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: Are you an alien?
    2. Paul: To you I am, yes.
    3. Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us
    4. Paul: Why does everyone always assume that, what am I doing? Am a harvesting farts?
    – Submitted by Miles F (20 months ago)
    1. Paul: Yo fuck nuts, its probing time.
    – Submitted by Melissa D (21 months ago)
    1. Agent Zoil: Three tits, that's awesome!
    – Submitted by Dave M (23 months ago)
    1. Paul: What's new, fatty?
    2. Clive Gollings: It's not fat, Paul, it's power. So rude!
    – Submitted by Dave M (23 months ago)
    1. Agent Zoil: Call me Lorenzo.
    2. Clive Gollings: Lorenzo Zoil?
    – Submitted by Lorenzo V (2 years ago)
    1. Clive Gollings: There's a Alien in the back making bagels and coffee!
    2. Graeme Willy: Why you want tea?
    – Submitted by Caitlin B (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: It's pretty strong shit, I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
    2. Graeme Willy: Bob Dylan's not dead.
    3. Paul: Isn't he?
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: I'm not gonna eat a DEAD bird, am I?
    – Submitted by Lord Diego John Tutweiller o (2 years ago)
    1. Clive Gollings: What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our ANUS?
    2. Graeme Willy: Apparently they don't do that.
    – Submitted by Lord Diego John Tutweiller o (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Oh yeah! Then how do you explain me? [coming out of the bathroom and making Ruth faint]
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Hello, I'm Paul. [Clive faints]
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: This is America; kidnapping a Christian? That's worse than harboring a fugitive!
    – Submitted by Nicholas L (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Well it's safe to say we've all learned something from this, be yourself, speak from your heart, some shit like that...
    – Submitted by Carly W (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: This spaceship takes off really slowly. It's a little awkward.
    – Submitted by Carly W (2 years ago)
    1. Agent Zoil: Nerds, huh?
    2. O'Reilly: Yes, they wen to Comic-Con. They met Adam Shadowchild.
    3. Agent Zoil: Who the hell's Adam Shadowchild?
    – Submitted by Dave M (2 years ago)
    1. Clive Gollings: I'm starving.
    2. Paul: What's new, fatty?
    3. Clive Gollings: It's not fat, Paul. It's power. You're so rude.
    – Submitted by Dave M (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Stoke the fire!
    – Submitted by Reed H (2 years ago)
    1. Clive Gollings: They are going to rape us and break our arms!
    2. Graeme Willy: I don't want my arms broke!
    – Submitted by Tim H (2 years ago)
    1. Clive Gollings: Get your own alien.
    – Submitted by Buchi C (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: [sings] Clive likes boning space bears!
    – Submitted by Carly W (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: [after getting frisked inappropriately by O'Reilly] Get your goddamn hands off my motherfuckin' junk!
    – Submitted by Carly W (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (2 years ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
    2. Paul: Why does everyone always assume that?! What am I doing? harvesting farts?! How much can I learn from an ass?!
    – Submitted by Rory R (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Why are we holding hands?
    2. Graeme Willy: So we look like a family. Just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy.
    – Submitted by Ruben V (2 years ago)
    1. Robbed Woman: My weed!
    – Submitted by Philip H (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Yo Fuck nuts! It's Probing time!
    – Submitted by Cailum R (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: It's not like I set my phaser to faint!
    – Submitted by Jake L (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Get your hand of my space junk.
    – Submitted by Lee L (2 years ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: But your talking to us! Are you using some alien power to translate our languages so we can understand each other!?
    2. Paul: NO! IM SPEAKING FUCKING ENGLISH!!
    – Submitted by James S (3 years ago)
    1. Adam Shadowchild: Three tits? Awesome!
    – Submitted by Adri P (3 years ago)
    1. Ruth Buggs: Thank's Dick Milk
    – Submitted by Cosmic R (3 years ago)
    1. Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
    2. Paul: To you I am, yes.
    3. Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
    4. Paul: Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
    – Submitted by Kayla D (3 years ago)
    1. Paul: [to two rednecks] Hey fucknuts! Probing time.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Paul: [Paul is posing on the couch as Graeme prepares to draw him] Are you gonna draw me like your French girls, Jack? [blows a kiss]
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Paul: It's probing time, fucknuts.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

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