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The Philadelphia Story Quotes

  • Tracy Lord: I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and I'm going crazy.

  • Macauley Connor: Kittredge appreciates Kittredge!

  • C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
    Tracy Lord: Oh, stop using those foul words.

  • Macauley Connor: Are you still in love with her? Or perhaps you consider that to be a very personal question. Liz thinks you are! Liz thinks you are. All though of course women like to roman..romanticize things a bit.
    C.K. Dexter Haven: Yes they do, don't they.
    Macauley Connor: Yes they do, don't they.

  • Dinah Lord: I did. I did it all!

  • Macauley Connor: Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven! Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
    C.K. Dexter Haven: Shall we toss a coin?

  • Macauley Connor: Boy, champagne. Just the bottle, I'm going on a picnic.

  • Dinah Lord: I can tell there's something in the air because I'm being taken away.

  • Seth Lord: What most wives fail to realize is that their husbands philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
    Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
    Seth Lord: A reluctance to grow old, I think. I suppose the best mainstay a man can have as he gets along in years is a daughter. The right kind of daughter.

  • C.K. Dexter Haven: To hardly know him is to know him well.

  • Tracy Lord: So I'm to be examined, undressed, and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy.

  • C.K. Dexter Haven: Red, you look in the pink.

  • Sidney Kidd: I understand we understand each other.

  • Macauley Connor: Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.

  • C.K. Dexter Haven: I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.

  • Tracy Lord: Put me in your pocket, Mike.

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