Piñata: Survival Island Reviews
Also, I'm not sure why there were several forms of the pinata, because there was no real relevance to it, it just seemed to change for no reason at all. No story line information, like after so many souls it would turn into a real demon or something, they just decided to make it change into new things. Would have been more of a cult classic if it only had the original pinata form. The CG effects were what you'd expect for this kind of movie, a lot of quick glances of the pinata with blur effects on it to try and cover up the lower grade CG. Probably would have been more fun if they had an actual person in a pinata suit, cause I actually liked the way it looked, kind of had a creepy Chucky Doll vibe to it.
All-in-all it was a fun movie to watch, I wouldn't dismiss it totally if you are just looking for something fun and a bit silly.
lemme give u the main run down of this bitch
alp right so u got a buncha idiot college students who by the first 5 minutes u already dont like most of them. well they go to this island each student representing a different fraternity/sorority. they have to play a stupid game where under wear (male & female) has been hidden everywhere & they have to collect them. the teams r one girl one guy. ud b expecting so fun but your mistaken, nothing kinky for this one. so as it turns out nicholas brenden & jamie pressley were ex's & guess what their a team. anyhow an idiot named bob & his partner manage to get out of their handcuffs. she finds some ugly ass pinata (btw, pinata (the cute kind) have alchoholic beverages, but not this one). the origin of this evil pinata is some village sinned alot apparently & they made a pinata out of clay & put their sins into it & pushed it to sea or some stupid shit like that. so back to now, bob (dumbass) hits it with a stick & surprise surprise it doesnt break. lisa finds a rock & bob cracks the pinata. some scream happens & they dont know what it is cuz well they were blazing it. so the pinatas gone & it beats bob wuth a stick. after hes dead lisa finally runs. she finds other players & tells them what happened but they laughed & kept going (something stolen in the scifi movie supergator, which was shitty) so the girl get clobered in the head with a shovel, the pinata turrns to the guy & just kills him, they dont show how. now the reason this is so comedic is well the dialogue is pretty terrible, the acting isnt amazing but pretty decsent considering (btw, the most realistic screams ive ever heard) & if u look at the damn pinata its hilarious. so continue through a buncha bullshit "story" & another death harvey from sabrina the teenage witch & his partner add their underwear together & c the ugly ass pinata & walk up to it. they laugh but boom pinata makes a nut shot & rips it all out. the girl cant run free cuz she is handcuffed, & she dies to. so at camp (this might b switched with the latest death)isa explains what happened to the hosts. they run around the island, the guy gets beaten to death the girl maggie some how gets away even though she stood there screaming for 5 minutes. pinata is on the hunt & eventually everyone (whos alive) gets back to camp,isa tells her story & nich tells the pinataegend, where lisa reizes the scream "like the pain of a village". they eventually decide to look for everyone. one guy magically gets hung by pinata & no one realizes it. nich & jamie want to continue on, but lisa & the only mexican of the movie go back to camp. but lisa needs to tinkle. she hears a noise. looms like a deer in the middle of the street. mexican turns around to c pinata go tarzan on a vine & chop her head off. nich & jamie hear lisa scream & run to her. nich decides to go look for it (dumbass) but finds maggie instead lisa runs like a maniac in some random direction & jamie makes a stick arrow for nich to follow when he comes back. lisa gets to camp & sees a tent movie with someone inside. thinking its a friend but surprise its the pinata. it drags her in killing her. jamie almost gets the same fate but pinata came out. chases 4 a while, jamue finds the others & they prepare for a showdown thats beyond stupid. for some reason it refused to kill nich like all the others & how maggie didnt die is beyond me. also it has the shittiest last minute ever