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  • Saul Silver: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.


  • Dale Denton: Coucous, the food's so nice, they named it twice
    Dale Denton: Coucous, the food's so nice, they named it twice.


  • Matheson: You can wear my vest, it smell good..
    Budlofsky: Na, it's not my style
    Budlofsky: Na, it's not my style.
    Matheson: You ain't got no style muthafucka
    Matheson: You ain't got no style muthafucka.


  • Saul Silver: Fuck Da Police!!! [Shoots at police woman and misses all shots]
    Saul Silver: Fuck Da Police! [shoots at police woman and misses all shots]


  • Saul Silver: hey look its like my thumb is my cock
    Saul Silver: Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock. Heh heh...
    Dale Denton: thats not gonna get us a ride man
    Dale Denton: That's not going to get us a ride, man.


  • Robert: (with shotgun) You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!
    Robert: [with shotgun] You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!
    Saul Silver: No, don't do that.
    Dale Denton: Don't fuck us anywhere.


  • Saul Silver: ...I wish we could just go nowhere...
    Saul Silver: I wish we could just go nowhere...


  • Red: Today's my cat's birthday.


  • Saul Silver: Holy cock!
    Saul Silver: [after Red tosses an ashtray, frisbee style, at Dale's head] Holy cock!


  • Saul Silver: Its out bro. Monkey's out of the bottle man!
    Dale Denton: What!?
    Dale Denton: What?
    Saul Silver: Yeah!
    Dale Denton: Thats not even an expression!!
    Dale Denton: Thats not even an expression!


  • Dale Denton: WOW! The f#ck was that?
    Dale Denton: Whoa! What the fuck was that?
    Saul Silver: I tired to hit that tree and I missed.
    Saul Silver: I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
    Dale Denton: What tree?!
    Dale Denton: What tree?
    Dale Denton: That one.
    Saul Silver: That one.
    Dale Denton: Why don't you smash it on a rock like a normal person? Like I did.
    Dale Denton: Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?
    Saul Silver: How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty.
    Saul Silver: I don't know! How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty, fuck.


  • Saul Silver: I don't know! Call your phone.
    Dale Denton: What?! My phone has been smashed.


  • Saul Silver: I just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked!


  • Saul Silver: [at weed farm] "That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!"
    Saul Silver: [at weed farm] That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!


  • Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!


  • Walter/Accountant: Thuglife
    Walter/Accountant: Thuglife.


  • Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
    Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.


  • Mr. Edwards: I'm a teacher, you can't talk to me like that..
    Mr. Edwards: I'm a teacher, you can't talk to me like that.
    Dale Denton: Well I'm not a student so I can say anything I want to you, you chimp fuckin bastard!


  • Red: Today's my cat's birthday.


  • Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?


  • Clark: Time to suck todays dick!


  • Dale Denton: We slept for like 18 hours.


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