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Piranha 3DD Reviews

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June 1, 2012
Though its title suggests new heights of outlandish comic gore (and bust sizes), Piranha 3DD feels awfully small in comparison with its predecessors.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
June 1, 2012
Gulager ... mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old Jaws formula and still have it interpreted as parody rather than apathy.
Read More | Original Score: D-
June 1, 2012
Piranha 3D was ridiculous, gory and fun, everything Piranha 3DD is not.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/10
June 1, 2012
The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
June 1, 2012
It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.
Full Review | Original Score: C
June 1, 2012
The outrageousness feels calculated and even desperate, with a final ten minutes packed with beheadings in the hopes that audiences will forget how lackluster the previous 73 minutes were.
June 1, 2012
The labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor ... prevails.
June 1, 2012
A thunderously boring piece of trash that doesn't even live up to the barely-nominal standards that one might realistically invest towards a movie featuring rubber fish.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
June 1, 2012
Not scary, not funny, not clever, "Piranha 3DD" is just a waste of time.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5.0
June 1, 2012
Disappointingly, Piranha 3DD, the inevitable sequel to the remake, has none of Dante's wit, Aja's directorial skills, or Greg Nicotero's grotesqueries.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
June 1, 2012
The oft-offended should consider themselves warned. This one's for "Piranha" fans only, and they know who they are.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
June 1, 2012
Like so much adolescent, made-for-guys comedy-horror, Piranha 3DD is so weirdly uptight about women you figure exhibitors should hand out teen health guides as well as 3-D glasses.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
June 1, 2012
Got to give the Hoff credit. He knows he's the King of Cheese, and embraces it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
June 1, 2012
Every attempt at horror and suspense is so shockingly inept Piranha 3DD might actually be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
May 31, 2012
Just remember: it's called Piranha 3DD.
May 31, 2012
Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
May 31, 2012
As one character notes, "there's something in the water" all right, and apparently it's making movies (and audiences) progressively more stupid.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
May 30, 2012
With Director Gulager keeping the overall feel delightfully campy, Piranha 3DD could very well be the most fun genre fans will have at the multiplex this summer.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
May 30, 2012
It delivers just enough to make the hardcore horror hounds happy. It's worth taking a dip in this pool - while there's not much bite, there's still plenty of fun to be had.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
May 27, 2012
John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight-to-video conviction to Piranha 3DD.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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