Piranha 3DD - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Piranha 3DD Reviews

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May 16, 2012
If you've seen the trailer, you've seen all the good bits. Avoid like a piranha-infested swimming pool.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 16, 2012
"Welcome to rock bottom" says David Hasselhoff, reduced to badly emulating his role in Baywatch. He never spoke a truer word.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 16, 2012
Who'd have thought that a movie entitled Piranha 3DD could be so bereft of titillation?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 15, 2012
Even the gore is sporadic, poorly staged and unimaginative: as a result, this is neither fish nor foul.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 15, 2012
A virtual object lesson in the law of diminishing returns, director John Gulager displaying little of his predecessor Alexandre Aja's flair for juggling gory mayhem with sophomoric silliness.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
May 15, 2012
Attempts to go for the funny bone rather than trying to frighten - and that's perhaps just as well.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
May 14, 2012
Ups the self-parody so much that it's practically a Wayans Brothers spoof, albeit with fewer jokes.
May 14, 2012
Oh, I know, we're not supposed to bother the beautiful minds of fanboys by pointing out the misogynist subtexts of their gorefests. It's just a movie, boys will be boys, etc and so on. Well, tough... someone has to tell them.
May 11, 2012
Not even the Hoff can save this one.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 11, 2012
Though not as inventively gory as the previous Piranha, the riotously funny cameos make it worth another go.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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