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Piranha 3DD Reviews

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Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered
September 15, 2012
This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Chris Sawin
Examiner.com
September 10, 2012
'Piranha 3DD' will have you wanting to throw in "Jaws" just to wash off its stench and get the last remaining bloodthirsty and carnivorous fish out of your brain.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
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Kyle Anderson
Entertainment Weekly
June 2, 2012
The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Martyn Conterio
Little White Lies
May 11, 2012
Not even the Hoff can save this one.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Graham Young
Birmingham Post
May 17, 2012
The visual effects are poor and the double D of the title? Think of it a as a new exam mark and you'll be guilty of being over-optimistic.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
June 1, 2012
The outrageousness feels calculated and even desperate, with a final ten minutes packed with beheadings in the hopes that audiences will forget how lackluster the previous 73 minutes were.
Alan Jones
Radio Times
May 16, 2012
"Welcome to rock bottom" says David Hasselhoff, reduced to badly emulating his role in Baywatch. He never spoke a truer word.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Russell Lewin
SFX Magazine
May 15, 2012
Attempts to go for the funny bone rather than trying to frighten - and that's perhaps just as well.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Scott Weinberg
TheHorrorShow
August 26, 2015
This movie looks like it was shot in 1989 and cobbled together randomly.
Robert Levin
Film School Rejects
June 9, 2012
This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Ben Rawson-Jones
Digital Spy
May 16, 2012
Who'd have thought that a movie entitled Piranha 3DD could be so bereft of titillation?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Todd Gilchrist
Boxoffice Magazine
May 31, 2012
Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad.
| Original Score: 2/5
Matthew Razak
Flixist.com
June 4, 2012
Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.
Full Review | Original Score: 32/100
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Eric D. Snider
Film.com
June 1, 2012
It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Rob Vaux
Mania.com
June 8, 2012
A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com
June 6, 2012
Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.
Full Review | Original Score: D
June 1, 2012
Every attempt at horror and suspense is so shockingly inept Piranha 3DD might actually be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media
June 8, 2012
While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Nick Pinkerton
Village Voice
June 1, 2012
The labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor ... prevails.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
June 2, 2012
Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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