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Piranha 3DD Reviews

June 4, 2012
Tacky and intermittently entertaining is all"Piranha 3DD"sets out to be, and that is all this playfully graphic horror-comedy sequel accomplishes.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
June 2, 2012
The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
June 2, 2012
With most of the running time devoted to setting up and over-explaining the premise, mayhem gets short shrift.
June 1, 2012
Gulager ... mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old Jaws formula and still have it interpreted as parody rather than apathy.
Read More | Original Score: D-
June 1, 2012
The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
June 1, 2012
It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.
Full Review | Original Score: C
June 1, 2012
The outrageousness feels calculated and even desperate, with a final ten minutes packed with beheadings in the hopes that audiences will forget how lackluster the previous 73 minutes were.
June 1, 2012
The labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor ... prevails.
June 1, 2012
Like so much adolescent, made-for-guys comedy-horror, Piranha 3DD is so weirdly uptight about women you figure exhibitors should hand out teen health guides as well as 3-D glasses.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
May 31, 2012
As one character notes, "there's something in the water" all right, and apparently it's making movies (and audiences) progressively more stupid.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
May 15, 2012
Even the gore is sporadic, poorly staged and unimaginative: as a result, this is neither fish nor foul.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 14, 2012
Ups the self-parody so much that it's practically a Wayans Brothers spoof, albeit with fewer jokes.