Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked) Quotes

  • Thick Kevin: Nice guy
    Carl: Nice guy?
    Thick Kevin: Yes, very nice guy
    Carl: Is that it?
    Thick Kevin: No. Has lot of friends. Has long hair
    Carl: Jimi Hendrix?
    Thick Kevin: No, much older. No shoes
    Carl: Nice guy, has long hair, doesn't have any shoes.
    Thick Kevin: Think about it
    Carl: Must be...
    Thick Kevin: Wore a dress
    Carl: Dress?
    Thick Kevin: Wore a dress!
    Carl: This better not be Jesus
    Thick Kevin: Yes! Jesus! Rock on!
    Carl: Why didn't you say he was the Son of God?
    Thick Kevin: Was he?


  • Quentin: Believe me, they'll find a way. Governments loathe people being free.


  • Minister Dormandy: You see, that's the whole point of being the government. If you don't like something you simply make up a new law that makes it illegal.


  • The Count: To all our listeners, this is what I have to say - God bless you all. And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place. But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song. Nothing important dies tonight, just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship. The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there'll be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play. But, believe you me, they will still be written, they will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world.


  • Dave: So tell us Mark, now at the very end - what was your secret? How did you get all them girls?
    Mark: Simple. Don't say anything at all.
    Carl: Nothing?
    Mark: Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: "How about it, then?"
    Mark: Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: 'How about it, then?'


  • The Count: I plan on broadcasting from this boat till the day i die......and a few days after that."
    The Count: I plan on broadcasting from this boat till the day I die... and a few days after that.


  • Quentin: Spectacular Mistake.
    Quentin: Spectacular mistake.


  • Minister Dormandy: we their testicles in our hands Twatt! and it feels good
    Minister Dormandy: we have their testicles in our hands Twatt! and it feels good


  • Thick Kevin: i find that alcohol rather sharpens my mind
    Thick Kevin: I find that alcohol rather sharpens my mind.


  • Thick Kevin: sometimes.... i think i should be called "clever Kevin"
    Thick Kevin: Sometimes... I think I should be called "Clever Kevin."


  • Simon: you look like a uniconrn.... in a negligeee
    Simon: you look like a unicorn.... in a negligee
    Simon: You look like a unicorn.... in a negligee.


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